Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You must be Stifler. I've heard a lot about you. Ow!

Are you all right?

So, we didn't have sex?

Hank! Hank! Hank!

And neither should I.

I woke up next to her in bed, and all our clothes were off.

Daddy needs a Band-Aid.

And don't forget, we still have to watch Real Housewives.

"Oh, I am the best." "Yes, you are the..."

Now think of all the fans you have.

Come on. I was a complete jerk last night.

All right, you wanna hear what you wrote, Finch?

Hey, I missed your wedding, I wasn't gonna miss this.

Look, I know they missed the ten-year by a couple,

What the fuck are you fuckers doing here?

Sandler? What the...

Need I remind you that I am married to Michelle?

I don't really remember.

Faster than a speeding stroller, more powerful than a mini-van.

Ellie, this is Vicky.

I feel the sooner you realize that you're the bitch,

Oh, my... Where did your...

You motherfucker!

You and you, stay here.

What was that sound?

Come on, guys. That was pretty funny.

There's a smoking hot 18-year-old girl over there that you used to babysit.

Listen, we really need to...

I've been looking all over for you.

At least let me have the house for the weekend.

Happy birthday.

Now you know how it feels, Big Stiffy.

Well, what about Jim and Michelle time?

Who might you be?

That was very smooth, Stifler.

It's about time. Yeah.

Look, I love my wife, but I need a weekend with the guys.

What're you doing?

I can't tell you how many times I walked into Steven's room

"Oh, I'm good, Stifmeister, 'cause you know what?

I'm glad you think so highly of me.

Haven%I seen you before?

Is everything okay?

No, and it wasn't the handle side, either.

Oh, wow. Who the hell do you think you are?

We can bury the hatchet here, huh?

"I get knocked down but I get up again."

You know what, I am gonna handle this myself.

Michelle, you look beautiful.

So, you two are banging,

Yeah, sure. Wait here, I'll be right back.

Whether I believe you or not,

Well, should we do something?

She used to call me Big Stiffy.

I have to tell you something.

Sundays, noon to three? Tuesdays, four to seven?

You can't blame me for wanting to settle down.

Kara, I told you these boys try to get you drunk

with a well-placed thumb.

James? What? Come on!

"Kevin Myers. Hopes to still be living it up"

that made you feel that way, but...

What? The lake?

I think one of those guys was Kara's babysitter.

I just wanted another glimpse. No.

Huh? Maybe a little pendant? The new Nicki Minaj album?

Just wonderful!

I always preferred staying at home, throwing on a little NPR.

And I don't have all the answers right now, but I see you,

No, I'm the one who should be apologizing.

Hey, Steve, come on, this is...

I'm gonna have to go with my alma mater, the Oregon State.

I appreciate that, Kevin. But my mom, actually, bailed me out.

Leaner lines. I still have mobility.

Yes, we do need to stare.

Oh, God, this is bad. This is very, very bad.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You know, it's funny.

You never could find me.

You have to make your own alone time.

I miss you, too.

He touched my snatch!

You are so trapped in the past, Stifler.

Wait, what about our deal?

because you are so self-centered and...

Take a look. I'm nervous.

Becuase Im the PIFMiester

And she started taking off her clothes, and touching my...

Selena and I, we're planning a little jaunt to Europe.

9l", my God, yeah!

Let's just say that friendship is a two-way street.

Okay, boys, the past is the past.