Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sundays, noon to three? Tuesdays, four to seven?

What? The lake?

Yeah, sure. Wait here, I'll be right back.

What the fuck are you fuckers doing here?

Daddy needs a Band-Aid.

There's a smoking hot 18-year-old girl over there that you used to babysit.

Come on, guys. That was pretty funny.

Yes, we do need to stare.

I appreciate that, Kevin. But my mom, actually, bailed me out.

And don't forget, we still have to watch Real Housewives.

Hey, I missed your wedding, I wasn't gonna miss this.

Becuase Im the PIFMiester

Look, I know they missed the ten-year by a couple,

I've been looking all over for you.

I feel the sooner you realize that you're the bitch,

I have to tell you something.

I can't tell you how many times I walked into Steven's room

Michelle, you look beautiful.

Sandler? What the...

that made you feel that way, but...

Haven%I seen you before?

He touched my snatch!

because you are so self-centered and...

At least let me have the house for the weekend.

Is everything okay?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You and you, stay here.

So, you two are banging,

Listen, we really need to...

She used to call me Big Stiffy.

Selena and I, we're planning a little jaunt to Europe.

I just wanted another glimpse. No.

Kara, I told you these boys try to get you drunk

Well, what about Jim and Michelle time?

That was very smooth, Stifler.

Hank! Hank! Hank!

I'm glad you think so highly of me.

Who might you be?

Okay, boys, the past is the past.

I woke up next to her in bed, and all our clothes were off.

What're you doing?

I think one of those guys was Kara's babysitter.

with a well-placed thumb.

Well, should we do something?

And she started taking off her clothes, and touching my...

Oh, God, this is bad. This is very, very bad.

James? What? Come on!

Leaner lines. I still have mobility.

"I get knocked down but I get up again."

I don't really remember.

Look, I love my wife, but I need a weekend with the guys.

You never could find me.

No, and it wasn't the handle side, either.

Huh? Maybe a little pendant? The new Nicki Minaj album?

Are you all right?

Ellie, this is Vicky.

Now you know how it feels, Big Stiffy.

You know, it's funny.

Happy birthday.

All right, you wanna hear what you wrote, Finch?

You are so trapped in the past, Stifler.

So, we didn't have sex?

What was that sound?

I miss you, too.

You know what, I am gonna handle this myself.

"Kevin Myers. Hopes to still be living it up"

It's about time. Yeah.

9l", my God, yeah!

Whether I believe you or not,

Wait, what about our deal?

You can't blame me for wanting to settle down.

You must be Stifler. I've heard a lot about you. Ow!

Oh, wow. Who the hell do you think you are?

Come on. I was a complete jerk last night.

No, I'm the one who should be apologizing.

Let's just say that friendship is a two-way street.

And neither should I.

Need I remind you that I am married to Michelle?

Take a look. I'm nervous.

"Oh, I am the best." "Yes, you are the..."

Just wonderful!

Faster than a speeding stroller, more powerful than a mini-van.

Now think of all the fans you have.

I'm gonna have to go with my alma mater, the Oregon State.

I always preferred staying at home, throwing on a little NPR.

We can bury the hatchet here, huh?

Hey, Steve, come on, this is...

You motherfucker!

You have to make your own alone time.

"Oh, I'm good, Stifmeister, 'cause you know what?

Oh, my... Where did your...

And I don't have all the answers right now, but I see you,