Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, you know what? I think I have to go to the bathroom.

"amazingcollegesluts.com" pops up.

and everyone's married and having kids,

Okay, I get it, Dad.

No, I just wanted to hear the sound of your voice.

It's not so bad.

Tell me when, okay?

Okay. And don't worry, I won't watch Gossip Girl without you.

about getting together a couple of days before the reunion.

I spilled coffee on myself while I was driving.

Hey, give me a second, I gotta find some toilet paper.

And what a terrific soiree you're throwing here tonight.

Stifler? Stifler!

Whoa, that looks like it hurt.

We discussed all this last night.

Look, Kev, I think you should go talk to Vicky.

You're a lucky man, Oz.

Does this song sound familiar?

The truth is, you're still a dork,

You are the best!

You make it sound like I'm a superhero.

Jim Levenstein.

Oh, God, Michelle! Fuck, I love you!

You can't... Don't do that.

Thanks! This is great, man.

Jesus, Stifler.

And you'll be teaching him about masturbation

Any sign of him yet?

Who's stalking who now?

Yeah, how could I forget?

Oh! Man, the Senior Wish List.

Prettygood. Yeah, pretty good. Let's see.

so I wanna make it count.

if we just danced a little bit more,

Whoa! Hey! Whoa! That's not water. Okay.

Aw, that is so cute!

Chad, which college football powerhouse

to let me drive in this condition.

She was waiting until she turns 18. You do the math.

Okay... Perfect.

"Chillax"? Dad, where are you going?

Chris, this is Ron, my boyfriend.

Don't mess with the Class of '99, bitch!

Half the lacrosse team was gay.

I've just been... Busy?

Billy! Oh, my God, you're looking so svelte.

I walked into the kitchen once, and I saw Jim humping a pie.

We shouldn't wait until the next reunion.

All over the anus, got it.

You're going down, Sandler.

That actually makes a lot of sense.

I was just watching your show a minute ago.

Oh, Jim, Jim, Jim.

I do love you, but you need to

What are you talking about?

Kevin, in France,

In fact, I dated a few of them.

Let me see what I put.

"hopes to have the sex life of Ricky Martin."

You got it. Class of '99.

Oh, the lake! Yes, of course, the...

She was the mouth that got away.

Better than this?

because I have a reunion to attend.

That's fine, we can...

I thought he was gonna cut their jet skis free.

I fucked Finch's mom.

Michelle used to lov going to the Falls.

Yeah, come on, man. None of that shit matters.

Oh, hey, check this out, you guys.

Oh, I got an idea. What about a dance-off? Huh?

How the hell does she know my name?

You have to try these cupcakes, they're awesome.

I am an assistant manager at a Staples in Bayonne, New Jersey.

Nice scarf. I see you finally came out of the closet.

Yeah. And, hey, listen, my friends call me Doctor Ron, D-Ron or just Dron.

Get off my husband, you little piece of shit!

They splashed us.

the better off you will be.

Dude, yes, she is.

Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Okay.

I'm her boyfriend.

Hey, the fight's over, guys.

Oh, I'm sorry, Jim.

What are you talking about? Did you change your hair color?

Yes, true love.

So, you brought the goods?

Who are you calling a skank, you fucking bitch?

Stifler's parties can get a little.

Think they'd be into it?

What? You're not a kid any more.

Hey, Heather, you down there?

It's Stifler, fucker.

I'll bet. Jesus, Finch.

Well, you know, your mother and I did go to a lot of movies.

What are you guys talking about?

Yes, I did. You know why?