Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I promise you, this weekend,

because that's what dancing is, it's truth.

There hasn't been a whole lot of sexy time

I think what I've learned is to be true

These caterpillars are kind of my trademark.

Oh, crap! It's the fuzz!

I guess this is it, huh? Back to reality?

Chris, I'm so sorry, man.

To change. Be back soon.

Surprise! Hey! You made it.

But now that we're back here in the town,

What is that supposed to mean?

Yeah, I... Sorry, I don't remember you.

and we kind of stopped.

Come on, guys. Not cool!

Girls, one at a time, please.

Wait here, I'll be right back.

No. No, no, no, no. This is why you're in town, isn't it?

Yeah. Oh, ye& yes, yes.

What are we going to do about Finch?

Okay, after this drink, I have to go home.

So, how do you know my best friend Jim?

I have to get a drink.

Seeing you again, all these old feelings came up, and...

I don't know how much longer we can go on like this.

More, more, you bad boy!

Hey, what are you doing?

I don't know about you guys, but my night ended pretty well.

Yeah, I don't think there's anything

I can't just leave her here naked, you know?

Who's this douche?

Well, we just got engaged. Yeah.

Looking good, Stifler.

Yeah! Hey, hey.

I can't believe you're here.

Deshaun's the interior decorator I told you about.

Jim, I'm worried.

Dad, what are you doing?

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Wait.

What? I'm sorry.

So, I'm assuming you didn't know he was gay back then.

Evan! What the...

Don't worry. I was going to shut the lights off anyway.

Hello, son! Come here.

What about your arm?

Oh, no. I didn't do anything.

Okay, never have I ever been in an orgy.

Her given name was Loni, Stifler.

Let me know if you want some creamer with that.

Fuck, yeah! Fuck, yeah!

He was in the hospital for two weeks.

Way to go, Jim.

Kara, this isn't time for a nap. Kara, wake up.

What are we gonna do? Come on.

Would you like to dance?

I'm here to pick him up. I'm his mom.

And I wanna make sure you're not around on Sunday night,

You have to believe me, Michelle, please.

It's a lost cause.

And we have the cutest kid ever.

How would you know?

Jim, is there anything you want to talk about?

And now we can have some fun.

Could Jim be any more obvious?

Oh, come on, Heather. You haven't drank once.

I know, this is so much better, right?

I think Evan may be developing a rash.

I wouldn't call being with Ron "settling."

Oh, my God! It great to see you, James.

Yeah, you are the Stifmeister.

Yes! Yes! I remember.

No one else here probably has any.

Yeah, you gotta admit, it was nice giving those kids a little payback.

Is this a washroom?

Well, that makes one of us.

Sorry for interrupting you guys last night.

doesn't change who we really are.

Yeah, yeah! I'd love to.

Good to see you. Yeah, man.

it just makes me, you know, think.

- Shit. Sorry. Sorry. - There was a...

I can't believe how much you've grown up.

Oh. I'm sorry, man.

so I could leave this town and reinvent myself.

and, you know, all the do's and all the don'ts

- What? - Who the fuck was that?

I don't remember.

That sounded like it came from outside.

No, Mia! Wait a minute!

Okay! So nice you are still together.

Oh, yeah. How many times did you pre-ejaculate again?

Here she comes!

Hey, buddy. What's up, pal?

You should come to my party.