Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's so smooth.

I'll be right back, okay?

Yeah. I mean, everything's good, especially work-wise.

I don't think he's going to show.

I have to go right now, but I'll call you back in a little bit.

- Cheers! - Yeah! All right!

Hello, sweetheart.

Married. Had a kid.

there isn't a whole other side to you.

They got a shot?

You didn't actually think I'd fall asleep again, did you?

He turned the damn thing into a crumble in about two seconds.

I mean, I'm in. Of course I'm in. Come on, what?

No, things in that department were fine.

Yeah, because they were soaking wet

There's gotta be someone in town you can see a movie with.

Let's keep that in the past, though, okay?

Every News Channel right now!! MILT! MILT! MILT!!

and I just know

Where the hell is he?

The thing is, Stifler is throwing a party tonight.

What, did you write something cheesy? Let's see.

and you two used to bang.

I'm looking for Paul Finch. Have you seen him anywhere?

Dad, you've always been there to give me advice.

that wasn't me.

you'll always be my first love.

I really need to talk about, Jim.

and, in other ways, you're exactly the same.

Yeah, about that. I feel like I'm being way underutilized here.

Gonna have to find me.

I really was admiring how clean your toilet was in your bathroom.

I'm disappointed.

She flew out this morning.

No. Mmm-mmm. No?

I am a bit jealous.

Since then, I've just been biking through South America.

Oh, that's Mr. Moo!

Well, next round's on me, okay, guys?

That's Jim? He looks nothing like me.

Did you feel it?

Finch, just tell them.

So, basically, you are the most interesting man in the world.

This is Ingrid.

Where do you think you're going?

Well, our first reunion is officially in the books.

The place is romance incarnate.

Oh, I do. I do, I'm sorry. Guilty as charged.

I understand. It's just, you know, he's two.

I know you wouldn't.

Can you believe that jerk?

Classic rock? This is classic rock now?

What about your career? LA?

I'm going to stay with my grandmother.

Are we sure this is Stifler's?

What happened to pissing in their suntan lotion?

for kicking some horny kid's teeth in

They still haven't gotten you an assistant yet, huh?

Wish List? I don't remember that.

I'm sorry, guys, you'll have to excuse me.

Wait a minute, do I sense a little jealousy there?

Oh, wait. There he is.

That is a great look for me!

Wait, where are you going?

That's disgusting.

I’m gonna fucking kill you

You tell me. You're in the hot tub with another dude.

Holy shit! Excuse me.

You take one swing at me, I will sue you for all you're worth.

Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm okay. I was just... Um...

Dude every new channel is like MILT! MILT! MILT!

I don't think so.

But he was never that interested.

And I was promised a raise, and I didn't get it, so I

I feel like a whole new man after this weekend.

You have to go.

What are you up to these days?

Hey, babe, I'm home!

there would be no more wars.

I'm not talking about the show.

'Cause you're the best."

First you fuck with my jet ski, then you fuck my girlfriend?

So, Stifler, you're looking sharp.

Nice! Oh, my God.

You're opening doors now? How did...

it's that I like to handle a stick

Just don't fuck up, Stafler.

Actually, I was thinking about going

Be a real man, you have a beard now.

I can't think of a better birthday gift.

What took you guys so long?

Don't get me wrong, all right.

And then Evan was born

Until next time. Until next time!

You have something going on with this skank?

We don't have to wait 13 years to see each other again.

I liked you because you were still the same good guy

I was just planning on staying in tonight

Be everything I set out to be.

Oh! Well, another time.

You have really been bringing it all season long.

At least he was with a real, live human girl.

Yeah! Yeah, this is you, right?

Okay. Yeah, we'll just, we'll go home.

Look who's jealous now.

Give it to me, daddy. Give it to me... Oh, yeah.

Kara, listen. Um...

They were actually just talking about you earlier.

I think you are a lot more than sidekick material.

I don't have to go on with that.

God, you're so big, it hurts.

Yeah, no, I'll just call the chairman,

So sorry to interrupt, Stafler.