Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What you're going through is perfectly natural.

Heather, you can believe this,

When are you going to realize that things will never b the way they used to be?

Honestly, not that much.

Okay, is it just me, or do girls today seem a bit sluttier?

That's AJ. Don't ask.

Whoa! Stifler, that's a little too much, don't you think?

But now it's time, Chris, to see if America thinks you done brought it.

Как я себя чувствую, когда со мной знакомятся люди до 30 лет

She wanted me to be someone else.

Then we graduated and everybody started getting jobs

I booked Chumbawamba.

Strip down! Come join us.

Thank you, Sheranda. You've been very helpful.

Finch, how are you, man?

I think I Will.

Yeah, I guess he was, but he did not get that from me.

and then I got all caught up in the world of underground baccarat.

When I was your age I was pretty obsessed with sex, too.

This is back in the '70s. A lot of experimentation was going on.

You don't want to miss this. Stick around.

So, you know, I just, I'd rather not talk about his penis.

Isn't classic rock the best?

Hey, remember that one time at band camp,

No, no. I think it's the same. We're just old now.

You know, we still haven't discussed the whole

Hey, guys, check it out.

Do it for Jim, dude, don't be selfish.

"chilling with your posse"?

I want you! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

and I'll be back this afternoon.

Most wives stop doing that after they get the ring.

Thing is, you only get one chance at your 13th reunion.

Hey, you were moving to LA with no return in sight.

think of Kevin.

I didn't think you were gonna make it.

Hey, Kara, how are you getting home tonight?

just means that what we had was special.

Oh, wait, Sunday.

Oz. There he is.

Kara, come on! Kara, come out.

I was just upset that you would think that I would do that

I want you so bad It's driving me mad

Okay, so I've been by your page maybe once or twice.

Popworld Saturday Night

Hell, yeah. I got my first rim job at the Falls.

And as for tonight, if you don't wanna risk coming home

Hey! Come on, come on, let's go!

Kara, where the hell are you?

Come dance with us. No, it's okay.

It sounds like things are perfect.

I want you to dust off that old dick of yours,

And you can take this job and shove it up your dickhole

you weren't hired for your looks.

Nice to see you, too, Stifler.

You guys didn't even let me know you were coming back for the reunion.

I know! I know!

All right, hurry up, Stifler. Come on.

We shouldn't be doing this.

R. Kelly always does the trick.

And we're back here on Sports View,

Don't be a pussy jim

Never have I ever had sex in public.

I've been out of the game for so long.

we need to have more fun together.

Whoa! Oh, my God.

Mmm-hmm. Yeah, after you.

Why don't we test this new look out tonight?

Drink it! Drink it!

Hey! Whoa! Careful! Careful. Yeah.

What the fuck is this?

Finch has a mom?

Last night I ran into Kara, our neighbor.

Yeah, the lake, dude. It was your idea.

I don't need that... I don't need that kind of massage, Jim.

Fucking bullshit!

there is going to be plenty of Jim and Michelle time, okay?

Guys, I'm telling you, tonight is gonna be the night she promised me a year ago.

I guess we had the same idea, huh?

Listen, I need someone to finish his presentation.

What about Michelle?

We wanted to apologize for what we said last night.

Hey, remember that one time at RSNA!

Oh, leave him alone.

Dad, stop, okay? It's exactly what I'm gonna...

Oh, stop it. Come on.

Do you have any last thoughts for the audience?

Good evening, sir.

Really? About what?

I can totally sneak her in through the back door.

The reunion, you in?

I swear I had these all taken down. How did you...