Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks!
Honestly, that was more about me being nervous.
Oh, shit, let me talk to her.
No. No, no, no, listen, Mr. Duraiswamy,
Nice.
You are the same douchebag that you were in high school.
and you're making yourself at home?
Do you think maybe it's time for you to
Before you were born,
You stay away from my mom, shitbreak.
Oh, my God! We have, like, so much in common!
Hey, Mia?
No!
She's here.
We were in Mr. Lee's English class together.
Thanks, Dad.
Oh, come on!
Hey!
Oh! Yeah, no, that's... Yeah, that's right.
The truth is that my life isn't interesting at all.
I suggest you stay out late.
Come on, Stifler!
Because we knew, somehow, you would find a way to screw things up.
Yes. Yes, I did.
What, are you choking on your own dick?
Yeah. But the pricks cancelled yesterday.
Oh, yeah, man. It's that cheesy page in the yearbook
You do care about your marriage, don't you, Jim?
Until next time. Until next time!
You better be ready.
Eighteen, wow.
You didn't miss much.
Exactly.
"Chris Ostreicher. Hopes to coach his son's lacrosse team."
Maybe next time, Deshaun.
But you could come with us.
Jim used to be my babysitter.
Look, I get it.
Your creepy friend invited me and all my girlfriends.
Really? Yes, very pretty.
I do have to warn you, though,
from when you got drunk and fell in the lake.
No, dear. No!
What the... Where did those fuckers go?
I'm sorry.
Stick your finger in my asshole.
Hey, ladies, why don't we give them some time to catch up?
Because anybody that's peed next to you
What?
No.
Oh, my God!
I can't believe it's you.
Yeah, no, you're right.
You didn't see me! I'm not here!
Yeah, that's perfect.
Kara! Kara! Please wake up, Kara!
Yep, he's taking their beer.
Oh, yeah!
I followed you. I had to see it with my own eyes.
Okay, look, obviously
Oh, my God!
I was the kid who everyone saw on the Internet.
You know, there are services out there...
And you're not going to do anything about that?
You were so much cooler than me.
You've been drinking, haven't you?
Come on, stop
The paper towels, Jim.
Hey, Jim. Do you wanna introduce me to your friends?
Crazy, huh? Look at us.
Oh! Just go out there.
You know?
Yeah, well, I don't want to go to jail
Hello, Steven.
with my special guest, Chad Ochocinco.
Oh! Oh!
I once walked into my bedroom
I've only been working as an architect
I know exactly where they're going.
knowing that you're married.
Yeah!
Jim, what's going on?
Oh, you take care, too. Okay, yeah, bye-bye.
I'm kidding. Come on, I'm kidding!
What the hell's going on over there?
What was that?
Stop that!
Oh.
What? That's so fucking gay.
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
I need an escape route!
You're lucky I'm letting you stay here.
Yeah, man, check your Facebook.
Tell me I'm the best.
Yes, come on, this is happening. Come on.
Um...
Oh, hey, Dad. Hey, Jim.
I think I'm going to take a bath, okay?
This is the first long weekend I have had in a while
The name is Noah, motherfucker.
Hey, that chick was in band?
and I wanna tap that without you there. You got it?
"Paul Finch hopes to find le grand amour."
What the hell kind of freaky shit is going on in here?
I'm going to get us some shots.
No. Why do you have that?
Are we sure we're not taking off too much?
Favorite music.
Yeah, I miss her too, Dad.
Because I'm the fucking Stifmeister.
I sat around writing X-Files fan fiction.
I pre-ejaculated twice.
Yeah, you did. I get it, you guys think I'm a dick.
Okay, come on.
Just you, me, Oz and Finch.
Hey, Christopher!
No.
Two F's? You dumbass!
Oh, take those off!