Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I see somebody's been stalking my Facebook page.

There you guys are. Look around. Can you believe this shit?

What's up, man? Jim.

Nadia, it's so nice to see you.

I'm going to drop Ev at my grandma's

I mean, if the cops come by and find out I'm involved,

I'm disappointed.

Will you get him for me, Daddy? Please.

This isn't napping time.

Oh, my God! The Vicky? Kevin has told me so much about you.

I told him we're in.

I don't pay you to think. You are a temp.

So, is your buddy, the other MILF guy, here tonight?

Yeah, I'm sure you are.

You're telling me you haven't gotten a little bit tipsy

What do you say, until next time?

I still don't get why we need an interior decorator.

I don't know who this is, but I'm pretty fucking busy right now.

We could party together, do all the same shit that we used to do together.

Mmm. Dinner smells great.

Now, look at me. I'm the bitch of this place.

Ron's a cardiologist at my hospital.

You destroyed their jet skis.

Hey, excuse me. What the hell is going on?

Okay, we have to get out of here.

We might need something a little more recent.

online dating services.

Are you planning on being on All Stars?

I got my high school reunion.

I'll see you later, buddy.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Jim, you do realize that the lid is see-through, right?

Choir chick! Whoa!

I married the most wonderful woman in the world.

Huh? That's good, it's all clean.

Wait for it. Wait for it!

Dude, you need to get banged bad.

Okay, Dad, I get it. ...but I'm just...

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I'm just saying that usually I'm not one for swapping,

I say we make this weekend our bitch.

I'm sorry, excuse me.

But, you know what, at least I got to keep little Furlong.

But if there's anything that you want to talk about,

And what about Oz?

Shit, sorry, Mr. Duraiswamy It's... I was just...

Who wants to see my baby shake his booty?

AJ was supposed to drive my car back,

Well, that was interesting.

but remember our first time was at a Stifler party.

But it's very important not to stop being a husband and a wife.

Good to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

It feels like a Smurf's ass.

Can I get a pic?

All he's gonna do is tell them off.

All these women are either married or came with dates.

That is so sexy.

Oh, my God, I love this song.

You get a Triple A-plus in my book.

I'm going to fucking kill you.

You are such a prude!

Come on, buddy, I'm busting balls. Huh?

Until next time. Until next time!

your mother and I, we would do it every day.

Why do you think you went to Hebrew school three times a week?

Seriously? Hey, that would be awesome!

A person's virginity is something sacred, you know?

Hey, shitbreak, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight,

You know, the one that looked like Adam Sandler.

What are you talking about?

What are you doing?

But you can't just wait for the two of you to be alone.

There's just a part of me that still wishes that

I am not sure yet.

All right then, I'll see you.

Seriously, I would never do that!

Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!

Come on. Okay, good.

It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter.

Oh, my God! Look who it is.

I'm gonna throw up.

Hey, you know, Kara, you should drink some more water.

I was kind of hoping to spend a little time with the wife.

What can I do for you, sir?

I'm sure you will.

Got a whole '90s theme planned.

Come on, we'll go a few days early. No Stifler this time.

Fucking awesome.

My friend's car broke down,

I had a blast. I was unforgettable.

Yeah, man. Nice work.

Great, everybody's getting laid but me.

I'm on my way to your place and...

Do you guys wanna do one with me?

OPS JUMP! OPS JUMP!

Oh! I almost forgot, Mario Lopez is having a Memorial Day party.

Hey, Jim, your dad is so much cooler than you.

I honestly think I had fun.

Why don't you give this to our host, son?