Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, that was interesting.

Yeah, I'm sure you are.

Choir chick! Whoa!

Huh? That's good, it's all clean.

Nadia, it's so nice to see you.

Fucking awesome.

I'm on my way to your place and...

I'm going to fucking kill you.

It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter.

I mean, if the cops come by and find out I'm involved,

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

My friend's car broke down,

I'm disappointed.

I still don't get why we need an interior decorator.

I told him we're in.

Will you get him for me, Daddy? Please.

There you guys are. Look around. Can you believe this shit?

Oh, my God! Look who it is.

What do you say, until next time?

Come on. Okay, good.

We might need something a little more recent.

This isn't napping time.

Hey, shitbreak, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight,

Do you guys wanna do one with me?

Until next time. Until next time!

Hey, Jim, your dad is so much cooler than you.

Why do you think you went to Hebrew school three times a week?

You are such a prude!

Seriously, I would never do that!

I am not sure yet.

That is so sexy.

I'm sure you will.

I had a blast. I was unforgettable.

It feels like a Smurf's ass.

Are you planning on being on All Stars?

Come on, buddy, I'm busting balls. Huh?

All right then, I'll see you.

You're telling me you haven't gotten a little bit tipsy

Oh, my God, I love this song.

But, you know what, at least I got to keep little Furlong.

I don't pay you to think. You are a temp.

Can I get a pic?

Jim, you do realize that the lid is see-through, right?

What are you talking about?

Now, look at me. I'm the bitch of this place.

All he's gonna do is tell them off.

But you can't just wait for the two of you to be alone.

There's just a part of me that still wishes that

Mmm. Dinner smells great.

Why don't you give this to our host, son?

Hey, you know, Kara, you should drink some more water.

UNWC Frat Boy 2nd award LCpl with 27% int Charger and a zyn/energy drink problem

Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!

I married the most wonderful woman in the world.

Dude, you need to get banged bad.

Come on, we'll go a few days early. No Stifler this time.

Okay, Dad, I get it. ...but I'm just...

but remember our first time was at a Stifler party.

A person's virginity is something sacred, you know?

I'm gonna throw up.

What can I do for you, sir?

I was kind of hoping to spend a little time with the wife.

Wait for it. Wait for it!

Okay, we have to get out of here.

Hey, excuse me. What the hell is going on?

I honestly think I had fun.

online dating services.

What are you doing?

Seriously? Hey, that would be awesome!

Got a whole '90s theme planned.

I got my high school reunion.

Oh, my God! The Vicky? Kevin has told me so much about you.

Yeah, man. Nice work.

You destroyed their jet skis.

I don't know who this is, but I'm pretty fucking busy right now.

Good to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

your mother and I, we would do it every day.

All these women are either married or came with dates.

So, is your buddy, the other MILF guy, here tonight?

Ron's a cardiologist at my hospital.

But if there's anything that you want to talk about,

You know, the one that looked like Adam Sandler.

But it's very important not to stop being a husband and a wife.

I say we make this weekend our bitch.

And what about Oz?

I'm just saying that usually I'm not one for swapping,

AJ was supposed to drive my car back,

Oh! I almost forgot, Mario Lopez is having a Memorial Day party.

I see somebody's been stalking my Facebook page.

Who wants to see my baby shake his booty?

I'm going to drop Ev at my grandma's

You get a Triple A-plus in my book.

I'm sorry, excuse me.

I'll see you later, buddy.

Great, everybody's getting laid but me.

We could party together, do all the same shit that we used to do together.

Shit, sorry, Mr. Duraiswamy It's... I was just...

OPS JUMP! OPS JUMP!

What's up, man? Jim.