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...is your card - Okay.
- He's showing a stroke... - It was an accident!
I'm not gonna drive you around like a chauffeur. Get in the front seat.
I want that AFC championship ticket
This place is beautiful.
Okay.
- My wife? - Cheryl, yeah.
Is there anything else I can do for you?
Can't get this thing...
Think about that guy. Think about that.
I got a meeting with Mel Brooks.
- I hate to impose again. - No no no.
Okay, so you weren't a magician.
How are you doing?
if you were naturally a magician,
Hey, Mikey boy!
It looks pretty clean, by the way.
this should be your card.
- He said no gifts. - They always say no gift,
He can tell that I'm a magician.
We're a very superficial people.
I've worked up a little appetite.
I happen to have a small phobia
My car is out of gas,
You are the most superficial man I've ever met,
- How did you do today? - Pretty good.
- A blind date? - Literally.
You're looking at the man who invented theater..."
You're going as an Islamic fundamentalist.
to watch the ballgame, so be nice to them.
- What? - What? I'm talking.