Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Keep my eyes and ears open. Maybe there's somebody I can fix you up with.

and it's hot as hell. I'm sweating like a...

So, last night at about 11:30,

What kind of person is so insecure that they have to make somebody

He can move well, sings well.

Oh, I almost didn't tell you.

blind or sighted, okay?

- Oh, okay, yoghurt. - Hmm?

- Everybody's blind now. - That's exactly what it is.

I'll bet you those guys took my sunblock.

Hey, I've got a good joke.

- One trick makes you a magician? - Did I trick you?

It's not fair everybody knows what she looks like except you?

Hey, if it's okay with you, I'm taking your car today.

that people get to see her and I don't.

You're not driving me around like a chauffeur.

- Yeah? - We did good today.

- Thank you. - Just kind of fell in my lap.

No no, just give me one more minute, okay?

- A vino, a nice vino. - Me too.

and you need to use a toilet, I'm your guy.

All right, look, I'll tell you what.

if you gotta pee, knock on a door,

I can't teach you.

I'm taking half that candy.

You've all heard of theater-in-the-round.

Well, I'm sorry. They require a chaperon.

- Nobody. - It's great.

What an idea! That's just great!

They're both healthy things. Yoghurt, yoga.

- You got it? - No.

That's what you're saying. I'm saying I'm naturally a magician.

- Did you get the corners? - You know what I'll do?

Hi, sir. I'm so sorry to bother you.

You looked at it from behind.

- Sorry. - Stewart, how'd you do the trick?

Thank you. Thank you...

- The fact that you're a stupid baby! - I'm a stupid...

- Why? - I have my reasons.

You didn't know that trick before the magician

I don't like the "Happy Birthday" song.

No, it ain't looking like it's supposed to.