Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Why? - I have my reasons.

You're not driving me around like a chauffeur.

Well, I'm sorry. They require a chaperon.

That's what you're saying. I'm saying I'm naturally a magician.

Hey, I've got a good joke.

No, it ain't looking like it's supposed to.

You've all heard of theater-in-the-round.

and you need to use a toilet, I'm your guy.

I can't teach you.

- You got it? - No.

that people get to see her and I don't.

You looked at it from behind.

It's not fair everybody knows what she looks like except you?

if you gotta pee, knock on a door,

- Everybody's blind now. - That's exactly what it is.

Keep my eyes and ears open. Maybe there's somebody I can fix you up with.

I'll bet you those guys took my sunblock.

What an idea! That's just great!

What kind of person is so insecure that they have to make somebody

So, last night at about 11:30,

- Oh, okay, yoghurt. - Hmm?

I don't like the "Happy Birthday" song.

- Thank you. - Just kind of fell in my lap.

- Nobody. - It's great.

No no, just give me one more minute, okay?

He can move well, sings well.

Oh, I almost didn't tell you.

- Did you get the corners? - You know what I'll do?

blind or sighted, okay?

- Sorry. - Stewart, how'd you do the trick?

and it's hot as hell. I'm sweating like a...

All right, look, I'll tell you what.

They're both healthy things. Yoghurt, yoga.

Hi, sir. I'm so sorry to bother you.

- One trick makes you a magician? - Did I trick you?

Hey, if it's okay with you, I'm taking your car today.

- The fact that you're a stupid baby! - I'm a stupid...

I'm taking half that candy.

- A vino, a nice vino. - Me too.

You didn't know that trick before the magician

Thank you. Thank you...

- Yeah? - We did good today.