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- Come on. - We got one.
- Get the hell out of here. - Look at you! You are sick!
- I want that trick. - No can do.
I beg you.
I need to get gas for my car.
And now for the rest of your life,
- Yeah. - We'll have the same thing.
or Larry David. Make up your mind."
Yes, I am, Sheriff.
- Capisce? - Capisce.
She can't hear you. Why don't you come up front?
It's hot in this thing.
- You're welcome. - No problem. We had fun cleaning it.
You have leveled the playing field for me, Larry.
- Hi, Larry. - Hi, Christine, hey.
- Everything will work out. - All right.
- You're carrying on like a funeral. - That's what it is to me.
- Magicians don't reveal their secrets. - Fine, I gotta go.
pick your pants up and get out of the room.
- You want to get a little lunch? - Why not?
- Okay. - $10.
- Okay, good to see you. - Bye-bye.
Hang on a second.
- No there wasn't. - The sunblock was missing.
And we'd save a little money on the marquee.
move into the front seat so they don't think they're driving somebody around?
Oh!
- She does it all the time. - Oh, you are married.
I think I got a little something here.
He complained about some things. I don't know, minor stuff.
- Here you go. - $10.
We like to know what women look like,
Well, you can tell that I'm a magician.
I would like to be with an attractive woman, yes. What guy wouldn't?
- Bye, Christine. - Bye, guys.
It's... ugh!
I'm telling you, there's something wrong with this guy!
You bent it so you could peek at it.
You'll be so happy, you'll be hanging around the toilet every day.
- Let's do it. - By the way, I have to go with you,
on the passenger seat in my car?
He never sings the "Happy Birthday" song.
'Cause you know one trick, that makes you a magician?