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go back to your own fucking country.
That is unbelievable. My wife left me with no gas.
- Please to come in. - Oh my God.
What do you mean? You used...
I don't think so.
Look at this thing you're walking around with,
and I'm just desperate to use a bathroom.
- I don't know. - I didn't see any.
Okay.
- When can we do this? - It just goes to show,
The game's about to start.
You know about that? That's painful.
Yeah, come on in.
- What, she insisted on staying? - Not exactly.
- Hey. - Hey!
Mmm, not really.
- You're the baby, Larry. - Oh, I'm the baby?
You have the figure for that...
Fuck!
'Cause this isn't gonna last that much longer.
Maybe I'm just not stopping where you want me to stop.
No, magicians don't tell people how they do their tricks.
- Are you gonna tell me this trick? - No.
You know what? You better get a new girlfriend, all right?
Well, who taught you how to do the trick?
- No. - Yeah.
- Who's she? - A porn star, way hot.
- This is my friend Haboos. I'm Larry. - Oh, hello.
# They were helpless #
- You didn't see any? - Never saw any sunblock at all.
You got room for another one?
You're such a baby.
I'm not happy with the toilet paper in the rehearsal hall.
- Yeah. - How'd you do that?