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- What, she insisted on staying? - Not exactly.
No, magicians don't tell people how they do their tricks.
Yeah, come on in.
- You're the baby, Larry. - Oh, I'm the baby?
- Please to come in. - Oh my God.
Look at this thing you're walking around with,
and I'm just desperate to use a bathroom.
- Yeah. - How'd you do that?
What do you mean? You used...
You know what? You better get a new girlfriend, all right?
That is unbelievable. My wife left me with no gas.
The game's about to start.
Mmm, not really.
You got room for another one?
I don't think so.
You're such a baby.
- When can we do this? - It just goes to show,
- I don't know. - I didn't see any.
'Cause this isn't gonna last that much longer.
Maybe I'm just not stopping where you want me to stop.
# They were helpless #
- No. - Yeah.
- You didn't see any? - Never saw any sunblock at all.
Fuck!
- Are you gonna tell me this trick? - No.
- Who's she? - A porn star, way hot.
- Hey. - Hey!
You have the figure for that...
go back to your own fucking country.
I'm not happy with the toilet paper in the rehearsal hall.
- This is my friend Haboos. I'm Larry. - Oh, hello.
Okay.
You know about that? That's painful.
Well, who taught you how to do the trick?