Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Guess Mom forgot to bring that one to Goodwill.

Those look kind of cute on you.

The freaking Super Bowl of the Florida fight clubs.

Come on, Ryan. You did it before. Overhand right. Overhand right.

Wanted to prove his manhood, I guess, by taking on a pro, you know?

- I thought that was your job. - Well, I am trying,

Don't boo me. I'll beat your ass.

Something about uplift.

Jake, you're weak, man. You're weak, Jake. You ain't got nothing!

and Baja Miller.

The only time you're happy is when you're hurting people.

What's up, babe?

The only time I'm not is...

Look, people... People are talking.

It's great. Everything's great.

Miles from here to Orlando.

No, that's cool. I'm gonna do my own thing till class starts.

You should not be driving a stick.

I told you I'm not into that UFC stuff.

But you can't always change position. I mean, sometimes you just get stuck.

I had every intention of fighting outside the gym.

Being with me made you.

Your handwriting's harder to read than The Iliad.

- You got a problem, tough guy? - Yeah, I do got a problem.

Anyone who wants to fight gets a shot. Girl on girl.

Whoa! It's over.

Friends or family or what is at stake.

that was pounding on me.

Your "Grasshopper" speech. All I get is four words about breathing?

Where the hell are you going?

You see, it's about submission.

Wait for the right moment. Position before submission.

Ready for what?

Not even a little.

Don't freak out, man!

I just had to say no, and I blew it.

So who are you voting for?

One rule, Jake.

Nice. Lower it.

You'd walk the halls like a ghost.

All right, and with some technique, bro, you can do what I can never do.

Apologies are good.

What is the word on the street?

It wasn't a fight.

Now you got nothing.

You two have a good night.

I'm gonna shove that camera up your ass.

Section two. Time! Switch! Let's go.

Come on, dude. I mean, we got to get you back in there, man.

That's an insult to shit.

I'm learning the moves from one of the masters.

We love you, Ryan!

I don't know, 1,000?

- So when can I start? - Tomorrow, with Max. Beginner's class.

Dude, I don't have any gear on.

What'd you say? What'd you say?

I can't believe you're moving to Disney World.

You can do this.

- What about the other guy? - What about him?

- Sorry. - No, I like it.

- That's in a Bruce Lee movie, you idiot. - You're an idiot. Shut up.

back the hell up or get the hell in.

but all he wants is to be you.