Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

too tender and juicy, you know?

being a dad felt like the end of my youth.

You once deflated a bouncy house 'cause you smelled mildew.

(Calvin hums happily)

He never gave me uppies.

after Abe told me about his time in the war.

Oh, so funny to murder innocent water birds.

What? It's just two smelly shells glued on a board.

How did you two meet?

I'll miss that little scamp, but you know,

I make a million dollars a year. Did you know that?

Are you seeing this?

You stopped a barbecue

(clamoring, laughter)

(imitating adult): Oh, hello, Wendell's mom.

I'll sleep when I'm nine.

like waking up to a coffin being lowered on top of youse.

used retainers?

Anyway, I just wanted to say

(chuckles) Stupid bun.

but this pelican gets to speak to the world as art.

Oh, yeah? I'll show you.

If anything, I hold it in too long.

Okay, I'll take both.