Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- She's never gonna speak to me again. - What happened?

You and Sookie have more talent for this business than I do...

- What? - Just stay where you are.

I don't see you enough, which is my fault, so you both pass.

Luke, let's go back to the diner and get some pie as our reward.

- Meaning that there were two crimes. - What?

I guess that would be okay.

So I'm leaving.

You're the one that got this ball rolling again...

I don't understand, dear. All I know is that I can't sell the place.

You're not the most reliable person in the world.

- A photo? That's what they do at malls. - I'll sit. It's fine.

- Okay, what happened? - What do you mean?

Fine. How much is a head of lettuce? $1?

Your leaving gives me the perfect excuse to finally sell the place.

so you can see yourself during this conversation.

and think of another name to call it. Let's see. 'The Crap Shack' is taken.

- Then you'd be late. - A funny conundrum, but I want pie.

I mean you would keep it forever, but what happens...

- How you doing? - Good.

No, I don't mean selling it.

Those things are so To Kill a Mockingbird.

I'm sorry, Mia. He's just...

And if you don't let me help you in any way I can, then I'll be very mad.

- Oh, my God. - What?

I said stupid things, and I said them for reasons...

You've been in the US quite some time. Your enunciation should be better by now.

It's really hard, and I should have brought it up ages ago...

I hope they don't, but our place is gonna be full of charm.

so I am taking an extra-long lunch break.

Let's move forward.

- If I cry, will it freak you out? - Totally.

I feel terrible. I should have told her before.

You have to do something. People want action.

- You look sad now. Why? - Nothing.

Something must've smacked into it with a hedger.

- Forever? - Forever and ever.

it'll be the most exciting two years of our lives.

- A little thing named Rory. - Okay, no physical re-enactment.

Most people focus on the lip thing, but the eyes are just as important...

So you had no one showing you the ropes.

We named the goat Gilbert. He's headless. Can you fix him?

The inn is where Rory took her first step.

There hasn't been any talk of tar and feathers, although...

Do you have pictures? From back then?

I would advise at least pretending to look busy. The boss is here.

Warning, warning.

- Your own inn? - Yeah.

Luke, where's my toast?

You'll both be officers and shareholders...

When Lorelai showed up on my porch that day...

And I just got very upset. Anyway, I'm rambling.

It'll be like Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.

- What's the big deal? - The big deal is...

Go back in your hole.