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-without Jeff. Maybe it's best for me. -See?
How do you induce labor? Can you scare someone into labor?
What are you gonna do? Huh? He fucked up.
You did or didn't?
have a burnt-toast pumpernickel sandwich.
We're not gonna make any money doing that.
-Get a massage. Go to the movies. -How can I go to the movies?
What do you mean?
-I'm gonna go use the pee cube. -Peek your head in there.
No one wants to see him do that.
-Bye-bye. -This is a fun table.
Hi.
I want to tell you about a new store I'm opening
'cause they're all watermarked or something.
-Fantastic idea. -I love that. I love that.
Oh, really? You think the majority of people who are in relationships
-Ah. Ah. -No.
(pained groaning continues)
-Great choice. -Good.
-where the licorice comes from. -Yeah.
All right, you don't wanna do three, we'll find a fourth.
Charlie! Char-- Charlie!
Look, you don't fool me, Mr. David.
You. Zip it.
-Look at this! Licorice! -Wow.
And self-heating coffee cups.
Maybe the car goes through the light and hits a stroller.
Oh, hey. Uh,
By the way, think about that, you leave it in drive,
Look at this. Coat rack.
Come in, come in.
You have to. You know what?
(Larry groaning loudly)
Hey, have you tried Mocha Joe's?
-What do you know? -Look who's here.
Hey, guys. How's it going?
Cheers?
What are you gonna do? I'm, I'm lucky I'm not in jail.
It's showtime, Charlie.
I'd love to see the process.
Yeah. Go ahead.
-that's coming up? -The golf trip. Yes!
Thank you very much.
-The car is whistling. -Yeah. Yeah.
going to Europe or maybe Thailand.
That big motherfucker's the glue.
it would be insulting to not eat it.
-(groans) -(loud gurgling)
Nothing's wrong with this car.