Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Huh? One drop of sweat is like plutonium.
Between the sweat and then that whole diarrhea incident--
Oh, fuck yeah. I take that piece of burnt-ass toast,
-You don't have a car? -No.
-on the way home! -It's Susie. I couldn't contain it!
Hey, my goodness. What are you doing?
Where's our food? This is unbelievable.
Take it! Take the car.
You think maybe you should check on him?
Aah, just excuse me just for a second.
-(laughs) -(laughs)
No defecating!
(chuckles) It's like...
and all of a sudden, you jump out. (YELLS) Ha!
And the salad is for you.
-(stomachs gurgling) -(both yelling)
Oh. Now I got the other car. I got two cars.
I'm gonna go home.
Yeah, he's the glue.
It wasn't the diarrhea.
-I got something else for you. Hold on. -Yeah.
I can't take it off, because I don't,
-You need surgery. -What if I got a... second opinion?
'Cause you never wanna see this person again.
-All because you were texting. -That's right.
And now you killed a child.
He said, let's talk, you know,
-You kicked off the whole thing. -I know I did.
(scoffs) Come on. What do you--
(whispers): He's good.
-You have a job! -I'm thinking of
certainly mean to get you fired.
Come on!
and I'm gonna buy the same car I had before.
you should say, "Lo and behold."
It's a spite store.
-Yeah, we're good. Go. Yeah, we're good. -You're good?
then go through the light, and second left.
sweat in your soup,
and served me some soup and sweated in the soup,
Aah!
-Come on, what? -You gotta relax.
and check on you, okay?
(yells): Oh!
-You feel me? -Oh, I feel you.
Hey, don't be depressed. If you want some, you know, it's German licorice.
-You ate this whole thing? -Yeah, in about five hours.
-Hey, look at this, huh? -Wow.
-The I-8. -Yeah.
or fourth time this month, right?
-I'm fine. -(stomach gurgling)
I pretend there's something wrong with my car,
What are you doing? Come on.
-Larry: Yeah. -This is so good.
(speaks Japanese)
By the way, I, I'm not gonna go on the golf trip.
(siren blares)
Son of a bitch!
-You gave me the car, so it's my car. -Are you serious?