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Yeah. That one!
This is bad.
I looked at you, you were texting.
Great. Let's go.
They can't fine you that much.
And her diarrhea.
-What the fuck? -It was pretty low mileage.
Larry: Hey, get this. Mocha Joe called me.
I mean, we should exchange information.
-(doorbell rings) -Oh. Hey. That's Mocha Joe.
Did you want to say something about being right?
get a cup of coffee and come back.
I don't trust him, either.
Okay, you know what? It, it's not even that.
Maybe we'll go, the three of us, huh? Pebble Beach.
I don't know what my face looks like.
-It was hilarious. -It's not hilarious. I'm a-- It's dramatic.
-Hello! -What's the problem today?
(theme music playing)
(plops)
-I... -I don't know what it would be called.
(yelling and moaning continues)
the way they were 15 minutes ago...
Very good story.
-Food's good. -If not food...
All (muttering): No.
I thought Susie was gonna leave town.
-it was pulling? -Steering was pulling, yeah.
-Keep an eye on him. I don't trust this guy. -Yeah.
Larry: I was nervous. I threw the phone, and I took off.
Yeah, this guy.
he's a business associate.
-they moved me down here. -Larry: What?
-Freddy: What's it gonna take? -Larry: It's just an apology.
So she's in the throes of it.
-This is my-- You just gave me this car. -What do you mean it's your car?
The time before was something with the steering,
-I'll give you a piece. -That looks terrific.
Larry: I think it's from Germany.
Maybe it's a blessing in disguise.
(pained moaning)
No.
Aren't you hot? Take that thing off.
Are you Larry David?
but every time I make them lower, he lowers his!
Oh, okay. Is that your phone?
-Took 'em from my house. -This guy.
-(door closes) -(Leon groaning)
Barista: They're in the back.
it all... (muttering)
It ends at Arthur Avenue.
When you tell a motherfucker that story,
-Huh? Yeah. -I'm just gonna take it?
Look, play some golf, you know?
Okay.
-Well, I didn't have a car 15 minutes ago and now I do. -...when I had a car.
-(stomach gurgling) -Larry: Aah!
Are you kidding?
It's all my information.
I want it fully loaded.
-No wobble. -Boy, that's solid.
Thanks, guys. I really appreciate what you do.
Whoa, whoa. Get your own.