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Urinators... welcome.
No one's down with diarrhea, Diane!
It starts at Arthur Avenue.
I'd give you one, but I'm a little anxious,
-what the problem is with your car, too. -I hope so.
-Should be fun. -She's a fun gal.
All right, you guys let me know if you need anything else, okay?
Wh-- What happened?
(groans)
-Thank you. -Yeah.
-It's the best. All right. -Yeah, I know where it's from.
What is this?
If it's not diarrhea, what is it?
Keep it down. You're disturbing the customers.
So come on down to Latte Larry's
I think he'd enjoy that.
My wife, my ex-wife, if she came
It's so elitist and such bullshit.
It was very moving, then.
(door closes)
That's him.
-Drive safe. -Okay.
-Bye, Lar. -Bye.
Europe? You can't go to Europe! You don't have any money.
Aha, hey! Look who's here.
All right, let's stop talking about her.
This is ridiculous!
♪ Ya-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
-Salesman: Congratulations. -Thank you.
Aah, that's a little unfair. I mean, look,
-He's always staring at me. -Larry: I wouldn't worry about it.
I've been thinking about this, what's going on between us,
Goodfellas kind of thing, but nicer than that.
(toilet flushes)
in 50 years in show business.
This is my car.
-(stomach gurgling) -(Leon moans)
No offense. But this is a popular car at the club.
Oh, you gotta get a piece of this.
-Firing. I can't be fired. -I, yeah, I, I didn't... I didn't...
You were supposed to watch him!
(Larry yells)
-Hey, uh, we're out of napkins. -(scoffs)
Everything's coming from inside the capsule.
-So you want a new car? -Yeah.
I don't even have one car. I don't even know
Oh, that Mr. Danson, he was really nice the way he gave us those.
Well, he fired me, so...
-Pebble Beach. -Who's our fourth?
-If you will excuse me... -Mocha Joe: Sure thing.
I'd like to... see if I can join.
-That seems fair? -I, I don't know. What is fair?
Having or had?
-Lewis. -Larry: Lewis?
-Thought you might want to know. -Oh.
I'm in a capsule. I don't know.
If I had a girlfriend--
-You put it in park. -Yeah, of course I put it in park.
♪ ♪
-What do we do? -It would be great if you could go over there
-(panting) -(stomach gurgling loudly)
Yeah.
I had too much licorice from Bavaria,
You threw it down. And you were playing Candy Crush!
You're back again.
Looking for a new car.
I come out of the bathroom...
Tremendous things in here, by the way. You're gonna love it.
So I was thinking... golf trip.
Well, I would love to give you a ride home.
Cars are expensive.
(toilet flushes)