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Mocha Joe: I don't know how much longer I can do it, Ma. I'm slashing prices,
Everybody in the Big Johnson community knows you can't wear underwear.
Mocha Joe: See what I'm saying?
-Congratulations. Yeah. -All right. Thank you.
-Bavaria? -I will find out
I'll get the new one towed, and, and then I'll...
-Oh, hey, Larry. -Larry (over phone): Where are you?
-What are screeners? -Um,
You just give away cars and take 'em back?
until you wrecked my car!
Get the paperwork.
-What'd you do? -I had to get out of the car and get the phone.
And hopefully we will figure out
Hi. I'm Larry David.
No. Listen to me. I love the imagination, but it was a real story
Does that seem fair to you that I gave you a car,
I'm gonna get rid of that new one,
a little magical place called Pebble Beach.
-I feel like something's-- -No, no. Everything's good.
It's on the list of rules for a waitress.
-Bean-meister. -I like bean-meister.
But you gotta contain it, and you celebrate in the car
-Larry: Well, let's go. Yeah. -Diane: Yeah.
-This? That tin? -Larry: Yeah.
Aah!
-No. -...must be waitress.
This is an incredible day. Thank you.
Look, there's your phone right in the front seat.
Cappuccino for Katie .
-and just sort of check out the vibe. -Why don't you go?
-Okay. Wow. -Yeah. Yeah.
smart.
with real people. It didn't need sci-fi.
tow company.
Oh, my God. Are you serious?
-What are you talking about? -Bags back in the car.
Waitress: Let me know if you need anything, okay?
Oh, my God. What is wrong with her?
Oh, so you must love pumpernickel.
♪ ♪
He wants to talk to me. So, um, do me a favor.
Can I get you a cup of coffee?
-Uh, yes, I am. -Which one?
-Who's responsible? I'm just saying-- -Oh, so I killed a baby?
-Yeah. -And then I switch back to black.
-a beautiful piece of machinery right here. -Yeah.
I just opened up a coffee shop.
-Great. -Fantastic.
-Freddy: No. -Is there a problem?
-No way! It's Southern California! -One coat rack!
Bye, Larry.
-Mocha Joe: Something wrong? -(yells)
Somebody beeped you, you had beep panic,
and there are copies of these appearing all over town.
It caught every drop, every single drop. Thank you.
I don't believe you for a second.
How dare you. You're like a rabbi
Next?
-in charge of beans. -How about this one? Bean cobbler.
-I'm buying a car! -Oh, really? You're buying a car?
-Why? -My late mother.
Larry and Freddy: You're missing the whole point.
How do you even know about any diarrhea?
Who forgets their face?