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I'm going out with Cheryl tonight.
Ah, Mr. Takahashi!
By the way, how are you hittin' 'em, Mr. T?
Beet salad.
She literally said, "I have diarrhea. I'm so--"
I, I didn't give them to, to anyone!
-and you're embarrassed by it. -Larry: Hey, by the way,
I am terribly, terribly sorry.
Tennessee Spitans. It’s a Spite Rebrand:
Well, that's reassuring five minutes before I go on.
-Oh. Boy, that looks great. -God, I'm hungry!
Questions? What kind of--
It's a terrific movie, sort of a nicer...
-What? -I gotta make a call.
-Aah! Aah. -I'm so, so sorry.
-Yeah. Where is she? I'm still hungry. -I'm starving.
-Only black for you? -Fuck, yeah.
(keys clink)
This is like the third time this month.
at off-track betting.
Oh, this is tremendous. You gotta get a piece of this.
-Yeah, but it's white. -Larry: So what?
Jeff was the glue, anyway. Let's face it.
This is... Whose idea was this?
A lot of the douchebags at the club have it.
#4 $s
Hello? Next!
-Jeff: I'll be there. -Larry: Yeah.
-I need a fuckin' title. -You know, like assistant manager,
I want that operation. I, I wanna be s-s-s...
(grunting)
I think he's crackin'.
-I gave you a car! -You just gave me a car!
Oh!
There's a little dent in the bumper, but...
what bus I'm gonna take to my new job.
Huh? You were right about the beans.
-(guffaws) -Larry: Yeah. I mean, he might not even be able to do it.
and I wait on you again--
It's just amazing to me
-Really? -He's crackin'!
You can't sweat in food. It's just...
-That's a nice touch. -Wow.
(chair whirring)
Black licorice, black jelly beans,
So we've both done it. I see it. I get it.