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Like a dungeon? What was in there?
I really am sorry.
So, please, could you just call me back on this number?
she was like, "No..." Whatever.
and you showed up late at night...
Uh, I'm in Detroit. I rented a car.
Okay?
I think that flying off to another state
where it's dry, and there's a lock on the door,
Yeah, but some don't. You could sell those.
You don't even have to come with me if you don't want to.
I take issue with that statement.
I just wanted to tell you before you saw it for yourself,
I'm not fuckin' around! Who's down there?
I guess.
I'm gonna believe whatever you tell me.
I thought it was awesome.
And he ain't never left there, and she never left there neither.
Doesn't matter. We gotta get you help.
Where's my goddamn phone?
You can anticipate
they're going to conduct an investigation, and then decide how to proceed.
And you make a copy of a copy of a copy,
Yeah. I think that about does it.
Do you think I'm crazy?
But don't you come back.
No, no, no, fuck that. What other? What else?
I can't come to the phone right now.
She comes out at night.
This comes in at 9 by 12.
Oh, fuck.
'cause, you know, neighborhood's goin' to hell, Frank.
Do you have a phone?
Okay, well, come back up now.
"do not usually count."
Nope.
All right.
Okay, like, just,
Okay.
guys will walk all over you as long as you let them.
You listen to me now.
Okay. How's that?
You know, I'm not here on the lam.
but, uh, there's gonna be a sign in our yard tomorrow morning.
how much they need
You're safe, all right?
Are you kidding?
Um...
Keith! Keith! Keith!
Yeah, that... That's the same one.
Oh, shit!
So, you don't have ID?
And she came around, and that's it.
"in the total square footage." Fuck.
Are you saying I have to sell my house?
I don't have it in the top of my head, the address.
Why don't you just crash here?
Yeah, I don't think that's such a good idea.
And I'm telling you that there is a man in serious danger.
I'm totally fine with that.
What do you mean she's gone? Where the fuck is she?
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
How do you know she can't get in here?
Diapers.
You know what I just realized?
Me.
Yeah. I mean, it looks right.
Hey, AJ. I have David Stern
You're kidding. No.
So, I talked it over with my lawyer,
A "For Sale" sign.
that somebody else picked for you?
Move! Just stop!
We haven't rented it out in a couple of weeks.
She's never gonna stop.
I hate to do it. You know?
Eight, three, three, one.
Okay, so now that it's inside out... Right.
This is a crime scene.
and there is no key in the lockbox.
Some of those make money, right?
What the fuck!
I can take the couch. No, no, no.
I mean, the world's different for you.
what the fuck actually happened?
Oh, no. It was fun. I...
What am I supposed to do?
Oh, it's gonna be about this place. Detroit.
open up on whoever I see in about 30 seconds. All right?
says that the Reagan administration
but if you wanna hang out in here,
That's all I'm asking for. Yo, yo, let me be...
No, you're fucking with me. This is not how you do it.
You're safe. Okay.
Oh, fuck you!
Drink it.