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- That sounds good. - It's like God jizzed in your mouth.
It's like cobwebs. It's awesome.
Bunch of times.
We gotta get out of here now, man, go somewhere quiet where we can be alone.
You're a dirty cop.
JILLIAN: Alice, check this one out.
(FOOTSTEPS ECHOING)
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
Okay, yeah. I'll toot your bone. (LAUGHING)
- Because... - Well, because we're dumb.
"If you get cancer from a cell phone,
Actually, I don't have to hide it. I smoke it right in daylight.
DAVE: Alice, are we going to your office?
It's, uh, "If a girl can lift weights with her pussy,
I'm flying! Look at me, Mr. Zookeeper!
That does sound awesome. The first part. The second part, I'm...
Ooh, baby!
Me and that ho-bag Jillian, we got a divorce
'Cause you are gonna love...
We'll go to the beach. We'll, like, crap on people's heads
I don't have...
It's all good. Come here.
- Okay, I'll go this way. - I'm gonna get this one.
Let's just go back, okay?
Alice...