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(DISTORTED VOICE) It's a joke, you bitch!
Hey, lady, that's my desk.
Ah! (LAUGHING)
(DISTORTED VOICE) Get him now!
(SCREAMING)
he took, like, peyote before an MMA class
for a huge sale?
And there's a dude right there, isn't there?
Come play jazz fest with me tonight.
We're playing hide and seek, and he's in that closet, so everything's...
You don't even need the telescope for that.
- Sounds like a normal cop. - Or like a porno star, right?
It's funny, 'cause it's true.
(CHUCKLING) Huh? Oh, my...
- (CLATTERING) - Whoa, dude.
and we don't know, like, the last time he's been let out to poop,
- Don't make me come after you! - No! But watch it, bro!
When I was a kid, my imagination was ridiculousness.
But not just like a regular porno dude.
- Kid? Kid! - Where's the kid? Kid!
he gets into all kinds of trouble.
- Yeah, yeah, whatever you want, man. - If you want to color, we'll color.
I would consider myself the Robin Hood of the crew. I'll say that.
Oh...
- Wait, um... - Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm.
and then we'll just wait for the peyote to wear off.
I'm really sorry about these mirrors, okay?