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I'd be delighted.
You might bemy real father.
Honey, you've given me a lot to think about...
I switched the names on the dna samples.
Now, Homer,
This is w-a-3-q-I-zed.
Daddy? I just think there's the reason we come in different bags!
love to know the story behind that name.
Then, bingo who's your daddy!
Got it.
time after time if you fall,
We got somebody else coming in.
That's ridiculous.
No, but he told us to say hi.
Hey, this one's cold.
Thanks for having me on, guys.
Don't Forget to Grab Daddy's Keys
A frozen mailman somehow buried in ice several decades ago.
I fell into a burning ring of fire
action figure puddle, something we think was an air conditioner,
I would've guessed low.
It was me.
Come in today, and meet smokin' Joe Frazier.
you're my dad and I love you.
You've said that one-hundred-fourteen times. Please just stop it already. You've said that one-hundred-fourteen times. Please just stop it already.
His name is Mason Fairbanks,
and the size of the mailman's bell-bottoms--