Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought you worked for a newspaper.
Homer, on your wedding day, I want you to have this.
Today, 75 cents, in five years, 80!
How often have you driven by a fire and thought,
Homer, that means your dad might not be your dad.
Seymour!
Oh, that is so cool.
Don't worry, this one's on Jesus.
Look how happy we were.
Then I put my name first on the list for a new heart.
Missed a spot.
All right, shoot it in the fireplace.
Sitting in a rocking chair, eating baby crackers
We've gone over the spikes, Tim!
Mother, please. I don't have four spares. Mother, please. I don't have four spares.
You're all losers!
Well, what choice do you have?
No.I said I worked for a radio station.
just measure that there--
stick to your cover story.
Can I help you?
Listen, uh, old-timer, I-I'd like you to meet Mason Fairbanks.
I'm doing a story on people who...
Now, get him.
you find the happiness I feel today.
Chikn! What is all this noise?!
Tonight our guest is oscar nominee william H. Macy.
wash those june bugs off of me.