Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good evening, dumb-asses.
Oh, god.
ABCDEFG ABCDEFG
And I'm a very good noticer
that the most valuable treasure is right here.
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I gave you everything and it still wasn't enough.
I think you're my pappy!
Well, think no more, and drive on down
We're gonna have to come up with 75 cents!
You would've guessed wrong.
So tell us, what's next for william H. Macy?
Can we have a moment in private?
And his name starts with "M."
Today I'm filled with joy:
you, I don't wear a sweater every day.
Where there's smoke, there's bargains!
To hell with that stupid DNA test
Here, mush up your face, and you look just like me.