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Fork.
You know who might be able to help out
There's no noise allowed on Mondays, and no TV after breakfast.
and we need help with the rent.
Weak, flickering, barely giving off any light,
and I am a big fan of art.
I can't have a dude sleeping on my couch
Okay. New lesson. Basic finance.
- Thank you. - A real goddess.
Thank you.
Brandi, I'm Thomas Haverford.
And the message of this painting is,
Some are big. Some are small. People did them, and they are here now.
Learn it.
Hang on. There is a big difference
But it does look a little bit like me.
You're supposed to be in favor of public art.
No. Please, please. Yes, yes...
And I never clean up.
It's breathtaking, Jerry.
No, it's not.
Oh, my God.
Well, it's a painting of me as a centaur.
- Pillow Pet, Slap Chop. - Honey.
You're a levelheaded person. What do I do here?
And outer beauty is also very important.
Oh, my God. The baby is Tom.
You've made your point, okay?
We were checking to see if the fire alarm worked.
Or we could buy a Wii.
Good morning, Ben.
art show opening at the community center,
Jackpot.
But Chris has this very strict rule--
apologizing for an obscene depiction of bestiality.
I am not going to take the role.
Well, I don't know.
a beautiful half person, half horse.
and, as of yesterday, bedbugs.
No, personally, I enjoy a good artistic depiction of the human form.
she did not.
No.
I love it.
Why don't you just go home for the rest of the day?
Where is your laundry detergent?
When you're done with the light, fix the printer.
which is what I think Marcia is saying.
then you're the dumbest woman I know.
And I didn't think you would give in.
Hey, Leslie, you should really come