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Okay.
Morning, roomie. How did you sleep?
Yeah, sure. Of course.
No way. Please, please, please, please, please.
Okay, then, great.
and I bring them together.
I would just like to introduce myself.
But I also kind of want my own fork...
Is your penis between the front arms
Anyway, she's agreed to go out on a date with you.
And, um, I was hoping you guys would help me hide it.
- The Greeks... - Gay perverts.
God. Okay, I might need to not stay here anymore.
- No, no, no. - It's very classy.
What Leslie and I want people to know is you should be able to have sex
Because we're in a government building.
It's okay, Leslie. I got this one. What?
Stand down, Jerry. This isn't your fight.
Uh, yeah, it's in the bag.
She's joking. Okay.
Well, I'm glad someone's feeling good.
Dyaphena, she is this powerful goddess,
What?
Some were lovers. Some were warriors.
That's racist.
Oh, plates.
three weeks from now, you'll be married, my friend.
Whoa! It looks amazing!
To great societies in Europe.
- Interesting, right? - No.
You can't use the front door.
but I would totally hit that.
because recently, you've been a little unpredictable.
the centaur goddess, Dyaphena, slaying a great stag.
should be destroyed.
some would say are human breasts.
Gee, golly. Thanks, mister.
No personal phone conversations.
Ben, say hello.