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or the back legs?
Fantastic. Now, this painting right here, art or pornography?
"Four stars," says nobody.
Wait, he moved out, like, a week ago.
Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack,
I just-- I'm so annoyed by all these rules lately.
- because you are incredible. - Thank you.
That's-- I don't think that's on the list.
So let the record reflect that--
adult stuff and become boring adults.
They're going to hang that painting in a public building
on next month's rent.
and buy everything on that list.
No.
Wait, what about the Magic Bullet?
I want it destroyed, and I want a statement from this office
going on between us.
Cindy Miller.
What can't that centaur Fluttershy do?
In one brush stroke, Jerry has killed the Jay-Z vibe
He said he didn't like her, so it's over.
Yeah. Sure. That would be great.
Hey, Leslie. What are you doing here?
who might not know, are centaurs real?
Yes.
She marched into my office this morning and told me she wouldn't leave
I'm sorry, who are you calling?
Perd, I think this whole debate is ridiculous.
And, um... Okay.
No. Did you buy plates?
Yep. ...what have you.
when they can just go outside and stand in it.
So how do you want to do this?
She's a tall brunette. You always like tall brunettes.
What? No, no, Andy,
artistic expression.
This is easily my favorite painting ever.
a homeless dude such as yourself?
Does it look like me? I don't even--
I mean, it is one of the basic rules of government
What the hell, Jerry? Look at my pot belly. I look like a pregnant baby.