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to all the demeaning things that you wanna do to them.
and fuck you back to the future.
A pencil.
I'd need rope, ax, lye, ammonia,
Fuck this shit! I'm out!
Well, I just am very selective about who I've wanted to...
Hi.
You never told me that about your mother.
Does it matter?
I don't... I don't understand.
Ow! You nicked me!
It's just the lighting! It's bad lighting! It's creating shadow!
Please, call me Christian.
Come on!
A bitch gotta get hers. You keep licking that bootie, okay?
- We are just friends. Don't make it weird. - Oh, no, I thought...
One! Two!
when I'm done fucking that bitch up! All right!
With a broken window?
A pencil... You should've just said that in the beginning!
You know the kind with the pink fur on it?
Okay, 15 across, "winter beverage."
before he stopped doing his own taxes.
I mean, who doesn't wanna be them?
But you ended up looking real good,
- You're not ready for this! - I'm ready!
Shouldn't you be the one leaving? Am I wrong?
Nigga
Cheese
What's there to like!
Hi! I'm Mai!
All right, let's break the Internet.
Mmm.
Sorry, Ms. Steale, I...
Like, it specifically says, and I quote,
I live here.
What's your name again?
You worthless, adopted, unloved little piece of shit!
For what?
Nigga
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
You certainly did.
And what would I get out of it?
I'm so proud of you.
Damn, bitch... I mean, girl.
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- Yes, who? - Yes, sir.
Oh, my God. It's not more broke niggas, is it?
- Wait, I thought that... - No. Listen. Okay, let's get one thing clear.
What? Uh! Get that dick! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
You mean, like, for your PlayStation and stuff?
Hi!
Okay, it's time for you to go, Mother.
- She don't deserve it. - Half the dick.
Congratulations, Hannah.
Oh, my God. Get in here.
Yes! Yes!
Oh, God! Fuck!
Let me put this in words you can understand.
Yes, Christian.
'Cause that's fucking weird.
Boyfriend!
in a litter full of pretty puppies.
How did this slip through the cracks?
Okay.
Yeah.
So, you wanna beat me with these paddles...
Oh, I don't feel so good, Christian.
Come on, let's get you home.
But they made him cry in Glory.
is seven.
Wow face, sparkly diamond, poop?
You have low self-esteem?
Yes.
You know what I went through to steal this car?
Hey, where are my other stepdads?
Page one, paragraph one.
ds
Enough with the interrogation.
- Christian! - Oh, shit!
Mmm-mmm...
"You have mad stacks of cash.
Whoa. That's a thesaurus word right there.
Baby, come on now.
I am your mother, and I love you
Let's take a picture, let me get a picture
Do you know why I hit you in the head
Oh, my God, he's got a baby dick!
No, a black man cannot have a beautiful place like this.
Really? I guess I was expecting something
Look at you. You can't wait to get outta here and smoke some weed.
I'm never gonna get none.
Don't be ridiculous. If I was a serial killer,
I mean... The car was a steal.
I used to hate them, but now I love 'em.
We haven't even fucked yet.
Mrs. Black, this food looks amazing.
come pushing up on this thickness.
Sure she is, dear.
I'm not Ms. Kavahellnah.