Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shouldn't you be the one leaving? Am I wrong?
You certainly did.
A bitch gotta get hers. You keep licking that bootie, okay?
Yes, Christian.
All right, let's break the Internet.
Fuck this shit! I'm out!
when I'm done fucking that bitch up! All right!
Mrs. Black, this food looks amazing.
Whoa. That's a thesaurus word right there.
I used to hate them, but now I love 'em.
"You have mad stacks of cash.
You never told me that about your mother.
Do you know why I hit you in the head
Hi!
You know the kind with the pink fur on it?
Hi! I'm Mai!
But you ended up looking real good,
ds
Really? I guess I was expecting something
Sure she is, dear.
Okay.
Damn, bitch... I mean, girl.
Cheese
Mmm-mmm...
Like, it specifically says, and I quote,
to all the demeaning things that you wanna do to them.
Oh, my God. It's not more broke niggas, is it?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
- Wait, I thought that... - No. Listen. Okay, let's get one thing clear.
Hey, where are my other stepdads?
Oh, God! Fuck!
before he stopped doing his own taxes.
Enough with the interrogation.
- Christian! - Oh, shit!
Let's take a picture, let me get a picture
Page one, paragraph one.
We haven't even fucked yet.
One! Two!
With a broken window?
Come on, let's get you home.
But they made him cry in Glory.
It's just the lighting! It's bad lighting! It's creating shadow!
Sorry, Ms. Steale, I...
I'd need rope, ax, lye, ammonia,
- She don't deserve it. - Half the dick.
Let me put this in words you can understand.
A pencil.
Nigga
- Yes, who? - Yes, sir.
How did this slip through the cracks?
I mean... The car was a steal.
What's your name again?
Okay, it's time for you to go, Mother.
What? Uh! Get that dick! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
And what would I get out of it?
Mmm.
So, you wanna beat me with these paddles...
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Ow! You nicked me!
Oh, my God. Get in here.
and fuck you back to the future.
Oh, I don't feel so good, Christian.
- You're not ready for this! - I'm ready!
I live here.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm not Ms. Kavahellnah.
Yes! Yes!
Hi.
I don't... I don't understand.
You have low self-esteem?
Wow face, sparkly diamond, poop?
You mean, like, for your PlayStation and stuff?
Nigga
Oh, my God, he's got a baby dick!
Please, call me Christian.
Come on!
A pencil... You should've just said that in the beginning!
come pushing up on this thickness.
'Cause that's fucking weird.
I am your mother, and I love you
in a litter full of pretty puppies.
You know what I went through to steal this car?
Yes.
- We are just friends. Don't make it weird. - Oh, no, I thought...
Baby, come on now.
is seven.
No, a black man cannot have a beautiful place like this.
Okay, 15 across, "winter beverage."
Don't be ridiculous. If I was a serial killer,
Congratulations, Hannah.
I'm never gonna get none.
I mean, who doesn't wanna be them?
Boyfriend!
For what?
What's there to like!
You worthless, adopted, unloved little piece of shit!
Look at you. You can't wait to get outta here and smoke some weed.
Yeah.
Well, I just am very selective about who I've wanted to...
Does it matter?