Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I love when my dick's in you naked

And sometimes the pain is not in your mind!

I hate you the way Republicans hate ObamaCare!

Bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout Lil Weezy!

Wait, wait, wait, don't move. Don't, don't...

First off, you'll get grounded.

Please, have a seat.

I really wanna show you.

Okay? And I double-bolded that.

I gotta go to the ladies' room.

Mai's the one that I worried about the most.

Yes, I am wasted.

Well, they just talk a lot, you know?

Come on, let's get you up.

Yes, I would, if I met the right person.

Yeah, just don't pass her around like we did her mama.

It's not little! You're just little people!

- How about them? - Like who?

Your mother fucked everybody in the neighborhood,

- Hey. - Don't get me wrong.

Between global warming and the world economy crashing,

So, for Eli, I have prepared Balangu.

It is awesome to meet you.

You know? You grab a beer, right?

You gotta get your shit together, Ms. Steale.

He gonna be like, "Oh, girl, no, it's just skin tags."

I'mma go punch a bitch in the throat.

to make a man an oversized sandwich

So, what do you think?

My God, she has a nickname?

Right over there.

All right, just sign here.

Yes, Ms. Steale.

That was my sorority paddle!

Yeah, yeah, it does.

Three million, 746 hundred million times.

Let me fix it for you.

Are you ready for the ride of your life?

The brick on the ground says "Property of Christian Black."

Don't feel bad.

That song sounds so sad

I want you to give yourself to me sexually.

No more of this pussy-ass punishment

- Whoa! - Huh? Unable to make good decisions?

and Thing 2 for Halloween this year.

So, tell me about your family.

No, they're not! Okay, Hannah, you're mine, okay?

Ooh, Daddy, I want you to write a song about me.

Oh, my God, what kind of jet is it?

the odd rolled-up $100 bill that's got a little bit of powder on it.

Anal, yes. Fisting, sure.

but I've never seen anything like this.

Or like Taye Diggs or Quincy Jones. Or even Ice-T.

Thank you very much.

And strike out anal fisting

I don't know who that nigga is with his shirt off.

I hate him. I'm gonna call him.

You're right. If you were my dog, I would do this.

I hate you the way black people hate cops.

You two are fucking.

That feels weird. What is that? It's so hairy.

you're obviously gonna have vaginal fisting. I mean, it's a given.

Damn, you must be giving that bomb head!

There was just nothing I wouldn't do for my children. Hot, hot...

Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.

- Isn't it? - Yeah, it's the fucking charm.

I think I'm pretty good at this.

We passed her mama around like a baton, man.

- Ugh! It tastes weird. - All done?

I'm studying literature

Did you break my fucking stool?

'Cause, girl, you burned it

I know how it goes.

and no future prospects.

"Thank God I'm not you."

Okay, I'm gonna go so I won't be late for your interview.

That's not what I'm talking about.

Oh, come on, I can't compete with that!

Now, count off.

I love it! More!

Christian, you don't want somebody like me.

Oh, my God, I'm coming!

- I require at least two or three. - Five.

- Hey! Hey! She said no! - Stop!

I was just saying. He said it to her,

I wanna go all the way.

You thought you were gonna do this shit to me?

What kind of sick pervert beats you for their own enjoyment?