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Need antiseptic, yeah

Even the antibacterial soap!

As you should, Mother.

Oh, Hannah! Hannah! Hey, it's cold out here.

I don't make love. I fuck.

putting your parents in debt,

My God, we didn't...

Are you gonna find something that actually works?

Why? He's hilarious.

And humiliate me in unimaginable ways,

Well, if I'm gonna give you another chance,

I said I'll see you later.

That was like two strokes!

or flapping around like an inflatable figure outside of a mattress store.

Ooh, girl, another gift?

You gotta what?

You know, is it me or is it hot in here? Shit.

Keanu Reeves is lucky.

Christian, I thought you'd like it.

And you know the old saying, "It takes a village."

Girl, you got that list of questions?

- Man, it's impressive. - Thank you.

I mean, it seemed almost inevitable

until we question the status of our friendship or whatever, you know?

Because they're dead.

Hard and quick.

Don't look so nervous, Christian.

You're gonna need somebody else

I need you to count with me.

What we supposed to do in here?

"it's Radio that's teaching us."

- Huh? - I have to take a shit!

Oh! That wasn't fucking!

- That's my favorite one! - Bitch, I'm out!

and I say rhino because you're a lot fatter than I thought,

- A virgin? - Yeah.

And your vag doesn't get stretched out

Yeah. It's nice.

I like this nigga right here.

This is for Denzel Washington.

I mean, I might've dipped, but...

Very Sasquatch of you.

That's a good number. Oh, God.

Yeah, I got one right here! Found it!

the one that married Mia Farrow?

Here, Hannah, here.

Well, you look like a thumb

that the SuperSonics moved to Oklahoma. Shit.

It's on the tip of my tongue. It starts with a

I have four restraining orders,

You're a sick motherfucker.

In case you're wondering,

- Jeez, Hannah. - Oh.

Jesus! It hurts so bad I can't keep count! Where were we?

Why the fuck did they make Soul Plane anyway?

Yes, actually it does matter,

Ah... Fuck my mouth with your fingers.

You didn't see the keys... No, I know where they are. I just...

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- How you doin'? - My brother.

- But I'm upset. - Get off the bed!

because I'm deep.

- It was Seuss. - Seuss!

Well, hello there.

- There's none of that. - No play cousins?

Enough of your games. It's about to get real dark in here.

But, like, short and thick, girl?

What? Where you goin' with this?

- Still there. Never went away. - Oh! Damn!

Ooh. That's a nice key.

Whoa. You had this whole thing planned out, huh?

You know I'm five-four seconds from wildin'.

That's a line from the movie Radio.

White people don't like to argue, they like to discuss.

I had plenty of time to think.

Okay, Mom. Mom, please.

- What color do you want? - Red.

Ooh, that hurt! Oh!

I fucking hit you with everything. I don't get it.

"Oh, my God, why is my vagina so sore?"

so you can tell your mama and your pastor

You want me to make you a Hot Pocket now?

Oh, my God, you know what I wanna do.