Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Enough of your games. It's about to get real dark in here.

Don't look so nervous, Christian.

- What color do you want? - Red.

I have four restraining orders,

"Oh, my God, why is my vagina so sore?"

Need antiseptic, yeah

Oh, my God, you know what I wanna do.

Ah... Fuck my mouth with your fingers.

Ooh. That's a nice key.

White people don't like to argue, they like to discuss.

Well, you look like a thumb

Yeah, I got one right here! Found it!

Well, hello there.

- There's none of that. - No play cousins?

As you should, Mother.

I need you to count with me.

Oh! That wasn't fucking!

Yeah. It's nice.

putting your parents in debt,

But, like, short and thick, girl?

My God, we didn't...

Why the fuck did they make Soul Plane anyway?

You gotta what?

And your vag doesn't get stretched out

until we question the status of our friendship or whatever, you know?

What? Where you goin' with this?

- A virgin? - Yeah.

Yes, actually it does matter,

Because they're dead.

Okay, Mom. Mom, please.

Are you gonna find something that actually works?

Ooh, girl, another gift?

- Man, it's impressive. - Thank you.

I had plenty of time to think.

What we supposed to do in here?

and I say rhino because you're a lot fatter than I thought,

In case you're wondering,

- But I'm upset. - Get off the bed!

That's a line from the movie Radio.

You're gonna need somebody else

Very Sasquatch of you.

I like this nigga right here.

- How you doin'? - My brother.

I don't make love. I fuck.

I fucking hit you with everything. I don't get it.

- Huh? - I have to take a shit!

so you can tell your mama and your pastor

I mean, it seemed almost inevitable

This is for Denzel Washington.

Oh, Hannah! Hannah! Hey, it's cold out here.

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I said I'll see you later.

Hard and quick.

That was like two strokes!

- Still there. Never went away. - Oh! Damn!

Here, Hannah, here.

You know, is it me or is it hot in here? Shit.

because I'm deep.

It's on the tip of my tongue. It starts with a

- Jeez, Hannah. - Oh.

Ooh, that hurt! Oh!

And humiliate me in unimaginable ways,

or flapping around like an inflatable figure outside of a mattress store.

Girl, you got that list of questions?

that the SuperSonics moved to Oklahoma. Shit.

Why? He's hilarious.

I mean, I might've dipped, but...

Keanu Reeves is lucky.

Well, if I'm gonna give you another chance,

You know I'm five-four seconds from wildin'.

- That's my favorite one! - Bitch, I'm out!

- It was Seuss. - Seuss!

You want me to make you a Hot Pocket now?

Christian, I thought you'd like it.

You're a sick motherfucker.

You didn't see the keys... No, I know where they are. I just...

"it's Radio that's teaching us."

Whoa. You had this whole thing planned out, huh?

the one that married Mia Farrow?

That's a good number. Oh, God.

Jesus! It hurts so bad I can't keep count! Where were we?

And you know the old saying, "It takes a village."

Even the antibacterial soap!