Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, get in touch with you!

I mean, okay, shh...

And your lesson starts right here.

after he left the Funky Bunch and started acting, girl.

- Thank you. - You know, Ms. Steale,

It's just a weird sex contract Christian wants me to sign.

They do it differently than black people do it.

the greasy weaves,

You just push me, nigga?

I wish you would.

- Stand back! - Oh.

Oh, you better get dressed, or we're gonna be late for the regatta.

it helps your social standing...

That's the smell of his balls

- Little? - Yes.

Because I'm incapable of leaving you alone.

that our adopted children were exposed to their native cultures.

I lost six essential teeth.

'Cause I love havin' sex unprotected

being that you from a drunken whore.

All she wanted was some soap!

Dildos, I guess. Butt plugs, fine.

Ow! My neck. Ow. Ooh.

- Whoa. Slow it up now. - Just one "Cuckoo!"

You're not upset because I haven't signed

Hey, hey, hey, hold up, player!

since I got my butt implants.

Give up hope! Think about it.

I sure did. Mmm...

And I'd be like, "Shut up," and I hit you with the neuron, like...

I tried to hide in your nightstand,

You're gonna have to forgive my mother's behavior.

I'm a certified stalker.

But what you not gonna do...

Look, my crackhead mother never taught me

with a pussy that nobody wanted would say.

"It was a cold, gloomy day in Seattle."

Hey, how did you get in here?

Okay. You ready?

Who the fuck is that?

I can get down with that short, fat dick.

Don't let me get to clappin', boo.

I even learned to speak Mandarin for Mai.

It was one of my mother's really close friends,

Hell to the no!

You're infected, yeah

These are Kateesha's questions, okay?

or stuff you in a sack with a bunch of rocks

We not finished with you yet, nigga!

That's crazy. That's crazy.

You brought a condom, right?

the nastiest bitches' pants all over the world.

that you're still a virgin.

Welcome to my world, motherfucker.

You're all set, Ms. Steale. Courtesy of Mr. Black.

Black, I really like you, man.

And 'gust ashy 'm some phases.

Take an umbrella 'cause...

It's fucking... That is Django! The "D" is silent!

Sometimes the pain is in your mind.

He asked me to go to coffee with him after the shoot.

Okay? Wait, time-out.

Please just... Are you gonna let me down now?

- You're like a brick wall, just boring and rigid... - Okay.

- Cat in the Hat, Thing 1 and Thing 2. - ...and Thing 2!

See, you have to know your business inside and out.

It's so nice to meet you!

- Whoo! - Already?

That's amazing.

I like it the black way, you know, where we curse each other out,

- Is there a problem? - Absolutely not.

Please, Ms. Steale. Just keep an open mind.

Joaxx gathering buffs days before the raid...

Iggy Azalea is lucky.

So, Hannah, are you interested in having children?

Ooh, that like an E minor or something?

Girl, I'll see you later.

My ass on fire! Oh, God, it hurts!

- Maybe you wanna get that squeezed. - Okay.

Nothing? You don't feel nothing?

Okay, okay, you wanna play?

You shut up and watch.

Now, right home you go!

we may fight, and then we get cool again,

Deeper, Daddy, deeper! Yeah!

Oh, no, I'm... I'm Hannah Steale.

You know what, I gotta hang out with you, man,