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- Maybe you wanna get that squeezed. - Okay.

Okay? Wait, time-out.

You're not upset because I haven't signed

Ooh, that like an E minor or something?

That's crazy. That's crazy.

Dildos, I guess. Butt plugs, fine.

- Whoa. Slow it up now. - Just one "Cuckoo!"

I wish you would.

since I got my butt implants.

Please, Ms. Steale. Just keep an open mind.

You're all set, Ms. Steale. Courtesy of Mr. Black.

the greasy weaves,

Okay. You ready?

Girl, I'll see you later.

- Cat in the Hat, Thing 1 and Thing 2. - ...and Thing 2!

All she wanted was some soap!

I mean, get in touch with you!

You brought a condom, right?

Joaxx gathering buffs days before the raid...

I even learned to speak Mandarin for Mai.

We not finished with you yet, nigga!

Look, my crackhead mother never taught me

Sometimes the pain is in your mind.

"It was a cold, gloomy day in Seattle."

- Thank you. - You know, Ms. Steale,

That's the smell of his balls

You're infected, yeah

- Little? - Yes.

It's just a weird sex contract Christian wants me to sign.

I can get down with that short, fat dick.

You're gonna have to forgive my mother's behavior.

with a pussy that nobody wanted would say.

But what you not gonna do...

Give up hope! Think about it.

- You're like a brick wall, just boring and rigid... - Okay.

Deeper, Daddy, deeper! Yeah!

Hey, how did you get in here?

They do it differently than black people do it.

we may fight, and then we get cool again,

- Whoo! - Already?

- Is there a problem? - Absolutely not.

Welcome to my world, motherfucker.

Iggy Azalea is lucky.

'Cause I love havin' sex unprotected

I lost six essential teeth.

after he left the Funky Bunch and started acting, girl.

that you're still a virgin.

I sure did. Mmm...

I'm a certified stalker.

That's amazing.

And your lesson starts right here.

My ass on fire! Oh, God, it hurts!

It was one of my mother's really close friends,

Because I'm incapable of leaving you alone.

Take an umbrella 'cause...

He asked me to go to coffee with him after the shoot.

it helps your social standing...

So, Hannah, are you interested in having children?

Oh, you better get dressed, or we're gonna be late for the regatta.

or stuff you in a sack with a bunch of rocks

It's fucking... That is Django! The "D" is silent!

Oh, no, I'm... I'm Hannah Steale.

that our adopted children were exposed to their native cultures.

Who the fuck is that?

I mean, okay, shh...

Don't let me get to clappin', boo.

Hey, hey, hey, hold up, player!

You shut up and watch.

And 'gust ashy 'm some phases.

It's so nice to meet you!

Now, right home you go!

Okay, okay, you wanna play?

These are Kateesha's questions, okay?

Nothing? You don't feel nothing?

Black, I really like you, man.

- Stand back! - Oh.

Hell to the no!

Ow! My neck. Ow. Ooh.

You just push me, nigga?

the nastiest bitches' pants all over the world.

You know what, I gotta hang out with you, man,

See, you have to know your business inside and out.

being that you from a drunken whore.

I like it the black way, you know, where we curse each other out,

I tried to hide in your nightstand,

And I'd be like, "Shut up," and I hit you with the neuron, like...

Please just... Are you gonna let me down now?