Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You drive a hard bargain, Ms. Steale.
I said later I wanna hit the bar.
Okay, tell me you've done something.
And women go for this?
What's your safe word?
Jesus Christ.
She actually lives in Savannah,
Wow, sir! I smelled every last single one of them!
Home stretch! Yes!
Come on. Come on! Just one kiss, man!
Christian, we have to talk.
Like, it doesn't even make sense.
Christian, stay down!
You're one of the richest, most handsome men in the world.
Hell yeah!
and the village is a gangbang.
It burns! It burns! It feels like someone lit a...
Well, she plain but pretty.
I forgot that was today.
like a sock with a rock in the toe,
You're not doing crack again, are you?
She had to be naked the whole fucking movie!
If it wasn't for Denzel Washington,
I don't know!
He never forgot her.
I've drafted a standard contract that lays out the terms.
No.
- Where is Bin Laden? - What?
God damn it!
Ooh, I wish I could find a man the size of this to satisfy me.
He comin' back!
the contract yet, are you?
"How'd you get it, and can I get some?"
Okay? Oh... Ready?
- No. - Angry panda?
- You look lovely. - Thank you.
for reasons just like this. Hmm.
The college bitch. May I take your coat?
- I guess. Come on. - Yeah. Come here.
You know, all this time I thought I wasn't in the right place,
I said count with me!
How many more fuckups are you gonna bring in here?
It's fermenting down there. Just fermenting. Okay?
You have daddy issues.
You gonna eat that?
like you were my own white child.
Wait a minute, did you break in through that window?
I have to warn you, elevators make me horny.
Motherfucker!
I've stuck my hands in some of
Hannah! It's so good to see you.
Hannah, I would really recommend
Yeah, yeah, the movie with Cuba Gooding, Jr.,
Yeah, but it's delicious.
Don't tell me what to do,
It's a very popular dish in Detroit, Michigan.
sanity on this bitch on this bitch
All right, don't ever fucking smile again, okay?
Ooh, shit!
of me and you. Make it a selfie.
that I cause a tear in the time-space continuum.
Okay, okay, okay. Hannah, wait, wait. Hannah!
Don't worry. She's being well taken care of.
You'll be like, "Oh, shit, it's cold in Pluto!"
jump on this game so I can shoot you in the face!
Oh, thank you, Hannah.
Gosh! Here, take 'em!
Do you know why I brought you here, Hannah?
Oh, that sound like something somebody
I have one last surprise for you.
How could you think this was gonna end well?
I haven't really felt anything down there
What a pleasant surprise, Ms. Steale.
You will never do that to me again.
Excuse us, please.
And then they take a nap, but they don't wake up.
Raise your hand.
Then you make out and have sex
I realized I owed you an apology.
Did you do it?
No, but that's gonna keep me out of the Red Room for at least a week.
- Asia, Malaysia, Congo. - Hmm.
I can't take that shit anywhere, girl.
And if you break them, you should be punished.
and when do we eat shit?
Yeah!
plainer than I thought you would be.
Bitch, it's raining.
You know that wasn't even a book?
Yo, when you done with Wendy Williams over there,
- God, that made me wet. - Oh!
I ordered you some breakfast.
Comin' to you, nigga.