Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because you don't live here and you don't have a key.

Kateesha told me a lot about you.

What are those? What the fuck are those?

Yeah, well, I'm gonna fuck you at the Stephen Hawking exhibit.

Shall we begin, Ms. Steale?

Next time, I'd put one of those tracker app things on the key

The weight of my Penis Makes my Money to heavy to carry around

The color of passion.

Kind of turned me on.

I have no idea.

I already sold that piece of shit.

I just want to say I'm sorry for the way I treated you.

You're not gonna shortchange me, Mr. Black.

That got flavor!

and she's just a housewife.

I feel better already.

We got a regular John Holmes here,

- Jesse! - Hey.

Hannah! Did you just kiss me on my lips?

A hundred jus... I can't even count that far.

who need their energy to make sneakers for Nike,

I'm gonna take you to a whole 'nother galaxy!

- It's okay, I'll fuck you later. - Wait. What?

Usually in ones, fives, twenties,

Okay, great. Time to go, Mom.

Oh, shit! You fucked him, girl! I knew that shit!

"Oh, nah, I ain't fucking with that bitch."

and you'll get your freedom papers.

You said it was cool.

How they gonna see you in the dark, bitch? How they gonna see you?

Where'd you learn to dance?

You said you're an English major.

All right, let's try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.

I mean, unless you don't want me to.

Weeping and slobbering over my vagina like a 9-year-old girl!

No, there is... There's no... There's no dick.

You. You're a drug addict waiting to happen.

sanity on this bitch on this bitch

Are you ready, Ms. Steale?

- You not about to "not" me! - Uh-uh...

And don't worry about those ingrown hairs on your penis.

He's been dead for five years!

All right, that's a custom job.

Listen, there's only two things I hate,

so I was mostly raised by my stepdad, Ron.

Yes, please. Thank you.

- Is that understood? - Yes.

Ron, to be honest with you,

Christian, this is crazy. Why do you need to punish me?

Get outta here!

I gotta stop binging on Netflix.

Lindsey! You bilingual bitch!

Got a long drive ahead of me.

Wait. Hold up. This nigga comin' back?

of having a normal relationship.

get your knowledge, man, 'cause you got a lot of wisdom.

I got all ashy, like E.T. when he was sick in the river.

It's just too much to deal with.

Ready? One, two, three. Nigga!

Okay, here's how it goes.

Ooh, I never had anyone do that to it before.

Two things. Where's the cup,

Nigga, who you callin' white?

That's The Notebook.

"Is you gay, or is you gay as a motherfucker?"

What do you want, love letters?

That's terrible, Kateesha.

I know niggas, grimy niggas who do not value themselves,

They're two totally different relationships!

Just because you touch a penis doesn't mean you're gay.

Hence all the whips, chains and freaky sex toys.

I'll fuck you into a different galaxy.

Fuck the bullshit.

Hannah, Christian's Chinese sister, Mai, has come to town,

Are you kidding me? Cuatro comes after tres.

You look it over, and you negotiate what you're willing to do.

Three! Mysterio!

It's lambskin foreskin.

Are you asleep already?

Just a little bit drunk.

- You should come. - I'd be delighted.