Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You look it over, and you negotiate what you're willing to do.

That got flavor!

They're two totally different relationships!

The weight of my Penis Makes my Money to heavy to carry around

I'll fuck you into a different galaxy.

Ron, to be honest with you,

sanity on this bitch on this bitch

Ready? One, two, three. Nigga!

No, there is... There's no... There's no dick.

You're not gonna shortchange me, Mr. Black.

Nigga, who you callin' white?

Usually in ones, fives, twenties,

Okay, great. Time to go, Mom.

I got all ashy, like E.T. when he was sick in the river.

because you don't live here and you don't have a key.

Kateesha told me a lot about you.

All right, that's a custom job.

Where'd you learn to dance?

Are you asleep already?

I have no idea.

I feel better already.

so I was mostly raised by my stepdad, Ron.

- You not about to "not" me! - Uh-uh...

How they gonna see you in the dark, bitch? How they gonna see you?

and she's just a housewife.

You said it was cool.

Three! Mysterio!

get your knowledge, man, 'cause you got a lot of wisdom.

Hence all the whips, chains and freaky sex toys.

What do you want, love letters?

Hannah, Christian's Chinese sister, Mai, has come to town,

Shall we begin, Ms. Steale?

Okay, here's how it goes.

That's terrible, Kateesha.

Next time, I'd put one of those tracker app things on the key

who need their energy to make sneakers for Nike,

Yeah, well, I'm gonna fuck you at the Stephen Hawking exhibit.

Two things. Where's the cup,

"Is you gay, or is you gay as a motherfucker?"

Lindsey! You bilingual bitch!

Listen, there's only two things I hate,

I know niggas, grimy niggas who do not value themselves,

Oh, shit! You fucked him, girl! I knew that shit!

All right, let's try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.

Wait. Hold up. This nigga comin' back?

of having a normal relationship.

Yes, please. Thank you.

"Oh, nah, I ain't fucking with that bitch."

Fuck the bullshit.

Ooh, I never had anyone do that to it before.

- Jesse! - Hey.

- Is that understood? - Yes.

Kind of turned me on.

You. You're a drug addict waiting to happen.

It's just too much to deal with.

What are those? What the fuck are those?

Just a little bit drunk.

We got a regular John Holmes here,

- It's okay, I'll fuck you later. - Wait. What?

And don't worry about those ingrown hairs on your penis.

Are you kidding me? Cuatro comes after tres.

- You should come. - I'd be delighted.

Hannah! Did you just kiss me on my lips?

You said you're an English major.

The color of passion.

That's The Notebook.

I mean, unless you don't want me to.

Got a long drive ahead of me.

I gotta stop binging on Netflix.

Are you ready, Ms. Steale?

A hundred jus... I can't even count that far.

Get outta here!

Christian, this is crazy. Why do you need to punish me?

I'm gonna take you to a whole 'nother galaxy!

Weeping and slobbering over my vagina like a 9-year-old girl!

He's been dead for five years!

Just because you touch a penis doesn't mean you're gay.

and you'll get your freedom papers.

It's lambskin foreskin.

I just want to say I'm sorry for the way I treated you.

I already sold that piece of shit.