Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And it's a start, okay?

I don't make the rules, I'm just telling you.

- Yeah. I'd really love a handjob, though. - What?

No, Christian. You are incapable

- Wha... - Yeah, I read your text.

What if she get pregnant?

- Are you upset? - I'm upset.

Two in the pink, one in the stink, yeah.

I'm actually around all of next week.

Not as sad as Luther Vandross' Dance With My Father.

that she'd grow up one day and run off with Gary.

No, you listen to me.

Don't give her all the dick, bro.

which means there's no room for the dopey intern

Good, 'cause you got fucked up!

You know, that's not even real flowers. It's fucking fruit.

you penis suck of yours.

I would've thought they'd be more droopy,

and have the family over for dinner.

I can't believe you thought I was gonna take you on the chopper.

I want to be like that old man whose wife has Alzheimer's,

Is that something that you think you can do?

Wait a minute, is that a Retina display MacBook Pro?

There's no mother, no brother, no cousins, no second cousin removed,

Oh, for sure. I will put that...

It takes the sting off.

I've just been waiting.

You're lucky I wasn't in your medicine cabinet,

I mean, not really. You look like a sad Gollum.

I was just in the area and wanted to pick up a few items.

- I got nothing. - 'Cause I'm better than you.

Well, what's more romantic

If I could just find these keys.

Wow, that's really just so sweet of you, Mrs. Black.

Interestingly enough, he donates all cash.

Yes, you did. I have it on tape.

- Who the fuck are you? - My name is Hannah Steale.

Did I tell you that twins run in my family?

What if I wanted to hire you?

Plain-ass bitch.

and he tells her the story about their lives together.

The Molly must not be crushed up all the way.

I Wish I'd died.

- But what you not gonna do... - You not gonna do...

Yeah, you're like... You're, like, a lot

I'm gonna be honest with you, Christian. She's not attractive.

This must change!

- Christian. - I hope I answered all your questions.

You can't be cuckooin' on this mo'fuck!

Handcuffs. All right.

I'm here to see Mr. Black.

Johnson. Dakota Johnson.

Can I show you some love?

No play cousins.

I got three fillets for fryin'.

Teach you a little lesson about rolling your eyes. Come on.

Who you telling? I was close, girl.

I'm inspired to write a song

I like baby talk, I like to cuddle.

Ooh, girl, I tried to take a piss earlier,

I have a very important question to ask you, Ms. Steale.

super-handsome, possibly-dangerous thing,

The tape is this way. Follow me.

- over all the years... - Oh, shit! What!

Boy, was I mistaken!

Hit that bottom!

If you're looking for the homeless shelter, it's two doors down.

- The village is a gangbang. - Hannah!

with the damaged hair and the cankles.

That's 100 problems, Hannah!

They gonna put me on a Wheaties box! Oh!

Yes. Drink to forget.

Let's be clear. I will not share you with another woman.

Please go back to the water-torture thing!

How about this? Let's try in Spanish.

Ooh, and I love Nicholas Sparks movies.

A b c d e f You and your eggs and your ramen and your job.

For Christian, of course, we have fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'll just... I'll see you back at my place tomorrow. Yeah.

It's a spicy goat dish from Nigeria.

Come with me. I'll explain.

as long as you promise you won't tell my dad I fucked a black guy.

- Could be that you're lucky. - No.

Are you thinkin' about marrying her?

I don't know what to do!

I was sure that Christian was gay.

You're not gonna amount to anything, sexually or musically.

Turns out you were right about bin Laden.

- Hickies? Edible Arrangements? - Mmm.

You know, I'd like to bite that lip.

Have one of these. Here you go.

about you right now.

I am so sorry, Hannah.

I know what you're saying,