Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

no friends that you call cousin 'cause your parents are close!

How about your mother?

While running down 47 flights of stairs,

- No. - So, what do you want?

because my roommate is in there.

- Cheers. - Yeah.

He was all right, I guess.

And it's true. Especially when it comes

Well, you know, me and my brother were Thing 1

and the smells that's on my fingers

- Answer the question! - You were rushing!

I got a lot of wisdom and I been through a lot,

Oh, then your mom must be a stripper.

and you, like, suck my dick. Huh?

Christian, what do you want?

I'm an Xbox man myself.

Shit, how you gonna walk up and kiss the girl that I raised?

You sound angry.

And maybe we could advance to a Tiffany's engagement ring,

A nondisclosure agreement

I just fucked her a few times.

Oh, that was amazing.

to that rack over there and spank you?

You gonna tell me nobody wanted the pussy?

Oh, God, this book is 50 shades of fucking terrible.

Oh, Black, get off the bed! You make me sick.

We're just fucking. Hard.

Oh. Come on, let's get you up.

I didn't catch the last thing.

Can I get a fresh one? Maybe some jam.

I think I need to pick up a few more items.

Oh, sweetheart, please stop. She's our daughter.

Oh, what's she doing? She's rolling her eye. Look at that.

Thank you, Ms. Steale.

when anyone ask to admin for WL

- Seven. - Seven it is.

dominant-submissive thing?

to take a look at this.

How are you gonna punish me?

we wouldn't want to get you pregnant, right?

I am tired. Oh, God, that is exhausting.

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, your mama's over at the rehab.

like in those National Geographic magazines.

Who wrote this, a third-grader?

I'll send you a check for $37.

I don't even know why you're trying to better yourselves.

so you don't lose it.

You're just getting crazy.

And the day after that.

Good girl. Phew!

I'll make you stand in the corner for an hour.

To my parents' house for dinner.

Of course, she's my mother.

when you roll your eyes at me and Craisins.

"March, 1982?" Aw, hell no.

I... I thought I was fucking.

to your mom being a gutter slut

Between global warming and the world economy crashing,

Christian Black.

'Cause that's some crazy shit, man.

you know, like some Game of Thrones shit!

- You just never know. - Yeah.

I don't want it all worn out like an old washing machine belt

"Christian Black.

Keyhole don't wanna open! You ready to get opened?

Yeah, I guess if you're into the wildly-successful,

you put that in your butt, okay?

I'm about to get medieval on your ass.

Here, let me open it up so you can hear it.

You messed with the wrong bitch.

She's a hot little number, though.

Hey, if your roommate needs a photo to go with the story,

Where is Bin Laden? When was the last time you saw Bin Laden?

We called 'em Thang 1 and Thang 2.

But you licked this one, and did all sorts of other weird stuff to it.

You don't want none of this.

Goin' raw in you, you, you“...

No, not you. Now I'm talking to myself.

See, look, I have a Glory tear.

And you show them niggas love! Show them niggas love!

And quick. Apparently, it's the best way.

- Hannah. - Christian.

Christian, I think it'd be best if you leave.

Tastes like raw rump roast.

I can't remember the safe word.

So, what do you think?

What I'm trying to tell you is, I'm a...

You can find the rhythm in anything.

I'm just gonna scoot these little bad boys to the side.

I like this fella!

What kind of Republican watches CNN?

Well, were you rushing or were you dragging?

Sorry. I didn't have time to shower.

Hannah....Hannah, you feeling all right? A little woozy perhaps?

Come on, gimme that kiss!