Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry. I didn't have time to shower.

- Hannah. - Christian.

no friends that you call cousin 'cause your parents are close!

How about your mother?

and you, like, suck my dick. Huh?

And you show them niggas love! Show them niggas love!

And it's true. Especially when it comes

- You just never know. - Yeah.

You gonna tell me nobody wanted the pussy?

Christian Black.

We called 'em Thang 1 and Thang 2.

Yeah, I guess if you're into the wildly-successful,

Where is Bin Laden? When was the last time you saw Bin Laden?

Oh, God, this book is 50 shades of fucking terrible.

and the smells that's on my fingers

I just fucked her a few times.

Hey, if your roommate needs a photo to go with the story,

What kind of Republican watches CNN?

How are you gonna punish me?

But you licked this one, and did all sorts of other weird stuff to it.

So, what do you think?

I... I thought I was fucking.

Goin' raw in you, you, you“...

dominant-submissive thing?

when anyone ask to admin for WL

To my parents' house for dinner.

Oh, what's she doing? She's rolling her eye. Look at that.

You can find the rhythm in anything.

I'm an Xbox man myself.

I am tired. Oh, God, that is exhausting.

- Seven. - Seven it is.

Well, were you rushing or were you dragging?

Of course, she's my mother.

so you don't lose it.

I like this fella!

I think I need to pick up a few more items.

You messed with the wrong bitch.

You sound angry.

Here, let me open it up so you can hear it.

Well, you know, me and my brother were Thing 1

I don't even know why you're trying to better yourselves.

Hannah....Hannah, you feeling all right? A little woozy perhaps?

Oh, that was amazing.

to take a look at this.

Thank you, Ms. Steale.

- No. - So, what do you want?

A nondisclosure agreement

Tastes like raw rump roast.

No, not you. Now I'm talking to myself.

Come on, gimme that kiss!

Christian, I think it'd be best if you leave.

- Cheers. - Yeah.

Good girl. Phew!

- Answer the question! - You were rushing!

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, your mama's over at the rehab.

What I'm trying to tell you is, I'm a...

Oh, sweetheart, please stop. She's our daughter.

like in those National Geographic magazines.

Keyhole don't wanna open! You ready to get opened?

See, look, I have a Glory tear.

Between global warming and the world economy crashing,

you know, like some Game of Thrones shit!

I'm just gonna scoot these little bad boys to the side.

While running down 47 flights of stairs,

And the day after that.

You don't want none of this.

Can I get a fresh one? Maybe some jam.

Oh, then your mom must be a stripper.

Oh. Come on, let's get you up.

And maybe we could advance to a Tiffany's engagement ring,

I'll send you a check for $37.

I got a lot of wisdom and I been through a lot,

I don't want it all worn out like an old washing machine belt

you put that in your butt, okay?

We're just fucking. Hard.

Who wrote this, a third-grader?

And quick. Apparently, it's the best way.

I'm about to get medieval on your ass.

He was all right, I guess.

"Christian Black.

when you roll your eyes at me and Craisins.

Christian, what do you want?

we wouldn't want to get you pregnant, right?

"March, 1982?" Aw, hell no.

Shit, how you gonna walk up and kiss the girl that I raised?

I'll make you stand in the corner for an hour.

to your mom being a gutter slut

You're just getting crazy.

I didn't catch the last thing.

because my roommate is in there.

I can't remember the safe word.

She's a hot little number, though.

Oh, Black, get off the bed! You make me sick.

to that rack over there and spank you?

'Cause that's some crazy shit, man.