Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Second thought...

We're gonna fix this situation. Right now.

I love you and all, but you don't even have a ring yet.

What would Oprah say? "On the DL?"

Even The Last Song.

I mean, she was so sweet.

Let you keep the baby and everythin'.

Goin' raw in you, you, you, you

I wanna see how bad it can get.

On the count of three, the Great Mysterio

Christian, you have to let me go.

- Ta... - Maybe Ten?

but just long enough to know what a penis tastes like.

and three large boxes of space Pampers.

I see that bitch, she talkin' shit.

from the Mandarin province of China.

We had breakfast. Time to go.

That song sounds so sad.

Can't take his eyes off of Anderson Cooper.

I don't know how to count, okay?

I said I really love this job. It's amazing.

This is for Kerry Washington from De-jango Unchained!

There are billions of starving Chinese children

- How did I get here? - I brought you here, Hannah.

Okay, well, how about I just mount you

So proud of you.

- What? - Ooh, girl, was it like real skinny, girl,

It's like I'm on air right now!

I thought you wanted me!

You are wasting time.

Open your eyes. Lizard kisses, come on.

Ms. Kavahellnah.

That shit was just gratuitous!

into the whole works here,

without no supper, young lady.

- Whoa! - Whoa!

I don't understand your whole fixation on him.

like an elastic band at Cirque du Soleil.

- You can fuck anybody you wanna fuck. - Thank you.

Bad girl! Bad, bad, bad girl!

there's something oddly attractive about you.

Then you show me the worst.

Oh, I'm gonna be sore tomorrow.

Your ass is twerkin' as I'm sitting here talking.

Is that a tear? Oh! Poor little guy.

What I'm trying to say is, I love

shall command these shackles unlocked!

Was it Chaucer, Shelley or Keats

Hannah, listen, you are my best friend, okay?

A little Proactiv on it.

I'm the hot secretary who's fucking the boss,

No. Why would I do that?

Where we going?

Ooh, yeah... Oh, shit!

I got eaten out outside of McDonald's.

Thank you. Let's talk about life and your purpose.

Ooh, girl, he got tats on his tats.

You need to find Jesus! That's what you can do.

you stop feelin' sick, okay?

- Nah, that don't count. - What do you feel?

Yes. With benefits.

Drinks anyone? Drinkies?

My dad left me when I was two years old,

Man! I can't believe this!

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

"Bitch don't love a nigga."

This is gonna hurt you a whole lot more than it's gonna hurt me.

- Hi. - What the fuck?

I knew I should have had you sign this contract.

Over there fucking Charles Barkley.

I don't understand!

Nah, mine is way different.

Hey, you don't have to compete with it!

disappointment of all is to me?