Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ta... - Maybe Ten?

- You can fuck anybody you wanna fuck. - Thank you.

We had breakfast. Time to go.

"Bitch don't love a nigga."

I got eaten out outside of McDonald's.

You are wasting time.

I don't know how to count, okay?

I don't understand!

You need to find Jesus! That's what you can do.

Open your eyes. Lizard kisses, come on.

but just long enough to know what a penis tastes like.

Nah, mine is way different.

Where we going?

So proud of you.

On the count of three, the Great Mysterio

Can't take his eyes off of Anderson Cooper.

from the Mandarin province of China.

Okay, well, how about I just mount you

A little Proactiv on it.

Christian, you have to let me go.

No. Why would I do that?

Was it Chaucer, Shelley or Keats

Man! I can't believe this!

like an elastic band at Cirque du Soleil.

I knew I should have had you sign this contract.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

into the whole works here,

Bad girl! Bad, bad, bad girl!

I mean, she was so sweet.

Hey, you don't have to compete with it!

Thank you. Let's talk about life and your purpose.

I thought you wanted me!

Over there fucking Charles Barkley.

I see that bitch, she talkin' shit.

Is that a tear? Oh! Poor little guy.

Even The Last Song.

Let you keep the baby and everythin'.

Hannah, listen, you are my best friend, okay?

It's like I'm on air right now!

and three large boxes of space Pampers.

- Hi. - What the fuck?

Your ass is twerkin' as I'm sitting here talking.

without no supper, young lady.

there's something oddly attractive about you.

What would Oprah say? "On the DL?"

I wanna see how bad it can get.

you stop feelin' sick, okay?

Ms. Kavahellnah.

- What? - Ooh, girl, was it like real skinny, girl,

This is gonna hurt you a whole lot more than it's gonna hurt me.

That shit was just gratuitous!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Then you show me the worst.

I said I really love this job. It's amazing.

There are billions of starving Chinese children

I'm the hot secretary who's fucking the boss,

Oh, I'm gonna be sore tomorrow.

disappointment of all is to me?

shall command these shackles unlocked!

Drinks anyone? Drinkies?

Goin' raw in you, you, you, you

I love you and all, but you don't even have a ring yet.

Yes. With benefits.

That song sounds so sad.

- Nah, that don't count. - What do you feel?

This is for Kerry Washington from De-jango Unchained!

We're gonna fix this situation. Right now.

Ooh, yeah... Oh, shit!

I don't understand your whole fixation on him.

- How did I get here? - I brought you here, Hannah.

What I'm trying to say is, I love

Ooh, girl, he got tats on his tats.

My dad left me when I was two years old,

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