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Hey, sir! Sir! Come back!

I've gotta get outta here.

Now, where is my wallet?

I said don't move!

- Bitch! - He had such a beautiful face.

Well, don't get mad at me. I don't know Spanish.

Well, you're in luck, we got some cable ties right here.

into the middle of the next minute.

I mean, you hit that statue like a hard-charging rhino,

and your big ol' Usher nose,

Butthole chronicles

"I'm not a bidness man, I'm a bidness... man."

where he played this mentally disabled athlete.

I thought I was supposed to be here for music lessons.

The weight of my penis makes my money too heavy to carry around!

But I want it to have some experience.

And I have the blue balls to prove it.

- Thank you. - Um...

It's the same premise.

Oh, you made it.

I didn't wanna have to do this to you,

I've been waiting my whole life for this.

and just toss your little ugly ass

Take it to town, motherfucker. Get that dick.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, enough with the small talk.

Well, looks like you're all set now.

Hey, hey. Ooh. Snap.

Don't look at me!

This nigga's back here settin' records!

- Ah, Christian. - Hello.

Well, how did you get into this whole

Mr. Black, I will end this negotiation right now!

Of course I got a condom. Hold on one second.

It was really nice to meet you.

Be happy you ain't got this chlamydia, all right?

Wow, I smell the hair.

You know, Hannah,

One! Do not divert your gaze.

That's his deep, dark secret.

You done? I gotta get to church.

I've done this before.

- Oh. - Come on, Hannah,

Oh, you burned it!

You ain't Ms. Kavahellnah?

Touched a bitch's booty hole in Dubai at the airport.

When does that end? Oh, my God!

However, it is a prominent trait in your genealogical pool.

or hanging like wet straps in a car wash

My brother, peace and blessings.

- Real estate? - Drug dealing.

Ooh, that tastes like a white boy on spring break.

or, like, Donald-Trump-saying- he-don't-like-Mexicans drunk?

Oh, you know, it's customary for a woman

adopting underprivileged children.

things have to be different.

and putting a lot of emotional guilt on each other.

You're, all hairless and big-eyed and wild-looking.

She gonna need a gynecologist

protects both you and me, but mostly me.

You talkin' 'bout like this?

Don't worry about it. It's your first time. Don't sweat it.

You better get your shit together, Black!

Here. Just contact me.

that's been yanked out of somebody's asshole.

- Where does the blowing come in? - Finger pop?

We have a long drive ahead of us.

And you! You are a stripper!

That ain't gay. It's just exploratory.

You do want me to, don't you?

It's you that's changing me!

- Who you calling a bitch? - Oh, shit!

And this is for the little white girl in Fifty Shades of Grey!

Flight would've been a fucking Soul Plane!

No, no, it's not me that's changing you.

Thank God you're wearing a condom.

Oh, God, make it stop!

This hurts so much.

Ooh, that so romantic, boo. What that mean?

Well, you're white. You'll be fine.

Well, I just can't tell you how pleased l am to meet you, Hannah.

"No, stay away from me!"

So, did he have a big dick?

And I'd be like, "You fell."

Okay, well, I got something

- I'll have two. - I'd love to, Mom,