Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How you feelin'?

Oh, you got some crazy shit coming, boy.

And now the real torture begins.

Girl, you are 20-something years old!

So, how was he?

Oh, my God, look at both of you!

I need my car back.

I can't seem to find those in my...

Oh! I'm so proud of you.

- What are they called? - Oh, I know the name.

So, in closing, I would like to say,

- Kateesha! Oh, my God, we did it! - Girl!

Please welcome Mr. Christian Black.

How about some wine?

If I didn't know better,

This is for Lupita Nyong'o in 12 Years a Slave!

Okay, Ms. Steale.

I got 99 problems, but now a bitch is one!

- Are you two dating? - Oh, no, Mother, we're not dating.

My crackhead mother never taught me.

Every time I hear it, I just wanna go, "Where's my daddy?"

- Ooh. Let me get this straight. - Mmm-hmm.

I have something special planned for you.

- You want romance. - I deserve it.

I know, but I'm trying, okay?

I'm not your dog, you can't tell me what to do.

Like, what does that even mean?

It was like beautiful and horrible at the same time.

Hey, dipshits, it's called a Tile.

I would like to pick up some cable ties and some tape.

to help him regain his strength.

Hmm, Mr. Black.

A lot of Mexicans out there just crossing the border and shit!

We should take it to the next level

I can't believe you're a Republican.

Oh, God, that song tears me up.

Here. Eat. You'll need your strength.

I've been staring at you all night.

I'm gonna call you.

and my music teacher.

No, no, baby. Just me and him.

Oh... It hurts so much.

- A condom? - Yeah.

Remember what I told you, okay?

Yeah, this is Hannah.

Ooh, I think you going platinum in about two minutes! Oh!

and then wanted to settle down with me, and I went for it.

Oh, it's tickling.

- No more broke niggas. - No offense.

Like Tiger Woods and Seal.

Hannah, are you wasted?

I might mistake you for a serial killer.

I wanna be your muse.

I know. I'm not even taking any birth control and I'm ovulating.

Like, I licked six buttholes last week! I got a Dell!

I don't keep up on current events!

Come on, let's get you outta here.

You know, the little ugly one that nobody wants to touch.

What's important here are the rules.

- Ooh! Watch the teeth! - Sorry.

Come on, don't hate me.

- Really? - Yeah. Check this out.

I assumed that he was...

- Nice meeting you. - Bye.

- She's been married eight times. - Yeah.

- What are you talking... - Shut up.

Do you love her?

and they would kill for this meal.

There ain't no camouflage, no fishnets and no fluorescent colors.

God, how long has this been going on?

See, that's... That's communication.