Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh! I'm so proud of you.

I might mistake you for a serial killer.

I would like to pick up some cable ties and some tape.

There ain't no camouflage, no fishnets and no fluorescent colors.

How you feelin'?

- A condom? - Yeah.

Do you love her?

Oh... It hurts so much.

No, no, baby. Just me and him.

I'm not your dog, you can't tell me what to do.

I got 99 problems, but now a bitch is one!

I wanna be your muse.

So, in closing, I would like to say,

- Ooh. Let me get this straight. - Mmm-hmm.

Oh, God, that song tears me up.

- What are they called? - Oh, I know the name.

So, how was he?

A lot of Mexicans out there just crossing the border and shit!

I know. I'm not even taking any birth control and I'm ovulating.

Yeah, this is Hannah.

Oh, you got some crazy shit coming, boy.

We should take it to the next level

I can't seem to find those in my...

I assumed that he was...

Oh, my God, look at both of you!

Like, what does that even mean?

- Kateesha! Oh, my God, we did it! - Girl!

What's important here are the rules.

How about some wine?

Hmm, Mr. Black.

Here. Eat. You'll need your strength.

I'm gonna call you.

Okay, Ms. Steale.

And now the real torture begins.

Come on, let's get you outta here.

Like Tiger Woods and Seal.

See, that's... That's communication.

- Really? - Yeah. Check this out.

This is for Lupita Nyong'o in 12 Years a Slave!

Every time I hear it, I just wanna go, "Where's my daddy?"

Like, I licked six buttholes last week! I got a Dell!

You know, the little ugly one that nobody wants to touch.

- No more broke niggas. - No offense.

- Are you two dating? - Oh, no, Mother, we're not dating.

God, how long has this been going on?

Please welcome Mr. Christian Black.

I've been staring at you all night.

- Nice meeting you. - Bye.

Hey, dipshits, it's called a Tile.

and then wanted to settle down with me, and I went for it.

Hannah, are you wasted?

- What are you talking... - Shut up.

- She's been married eight times. - Yeah.

- You want romance. - I deserve it.

If I didn't know better,

Girl, you are 20-something years old!

My crackhead mother never taught me.

Oh, it's tickling.

Remember what I told you, okay?

I don't keep up on current events!

I have something special planned for you.

I can't believe you're a Republican.

and my music teacher.

- Ooh! Watch the teeth! - Sorry.

to help him regain his strength.

I need my car back.

Come on, don't hate me.

It was like beautiful and horrible at the same time.

I know, but I'm trying, okay?

and they would kill for this meal.

Ooh, I think you going platinum in about two minutes! Oh!