Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You want me to be somebody that I'm not.
Because you forgot to put them in there.
Why was that even a movie?
So tight.
You want another drink?
While there may be some truth to that, that's not the reason.
- Hey! - Oh.
Thank you so much for your help, Ms. Steale.
No!
Yeah.
If it's got like little red zit-like things on the head of that shit,
See, most people use a universal lock key in their sex dungeons
Page four, section 13-20.
Oh, thank you.
It's like you're not wearing anything at all!
It's basically lawyer talk for "shut the fuck up."
and then we have seven kids, and we live in a big house...
You don't need a key to get in a hamper, Hannah.
Yeah, well, how about... Ha!
- You just rolled your eyes at me again! - No, I didn't.
The moon shall rise again.
Yeah, that's correct.
I knew you loved me.
I know, 'cause, boy,
Damn it, that shit was cold!
than running down 47 flights of stairs?
White girls, get that elevator fixed.
You know, despite the Salvation Army sweater,
This is WEEZY bitch bitch
like pigeons on old garlic bread!
How come you didn't tell me about her?
Oh, yeah, I have an outie.
- Until we meet again. - How can I touch you?
Like, the bitch look like she got lupus.
- What do you feel? - Oh, my God.
No.
The nigga's a ninja! This nigga's a ninja.
- Mmm-hmm. - Bitch, you smell like shit.
Oh!
I'm assuming to make sweet love.
Shit, you lucky, girl.
- Deuces, bitch. - Okay, I got you! I see you later!
You know I pulled a hamstring?
That is way below Blue Book!
All right, so listen. Meet me at the office later.
Please, listen to me!
I haven't blinked once.
You wanna chain me to this rack...
You don't even like Nicholas Sparks movies.
Okay, well, what are we supposed to do then?
Oh!
Yadda-yadda, we end with sex.
She just call me the N word?
Aha! Old trusty dusty!
Dance!
Oh!
where that insect is from Men in Black.
Christian, you can do so much better.
That must be your birth daddy.
I don't do the romance thing.
But what you got here is an over-molded swivel key.
I have something very important I wanna tell you.
At this little club in Tampa.
I got an idea.
Oh, speaking of disappearing, I have a bar mitzvah in one hour. Mysterio!
Are we ever happy to meet you, Hannah.
Silly. You couldn't fuck me
You got me all fucked up with your emojis, like...
Especially if it's for money or crack.
But you just wanna take you home and give you love,
"I ain't falling for that shit.
Ah!
Because you're a sicko who likes abusing women.
Uoo
It is a great conversation starter at charities,
Worldstar!
Oh. I got nothing, guys.
Ooh, that feels so good.
Oh, God, girl, I thank God every motherfucking day
- Jesus! - Thank you.
Okay.
Ron, this is my boyfriend, Christian Black.
It's grocery time.
Don't be fresh, Mai!
Oh, my God!
I don't even know what the hell flogging means,
Hey, the mail come already?
Tile!
Oh, my God!
- Really? - Oh, yes.
Who makes Denzel Washington cry? Nobody!
Jonny Quest, B.B. King.
Especially for the whole waterboarding thing.
Yes, please.
or your jewelry box.