Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You got me all fucked up with your emojis, like...
Oh!
Like, the bitch look like she got lupus.
I'm assuming to make sweet love.
- Deuces, bitch. - Okay, I got you! I see you later!
and then we have seven kids, and we live in a big house...
Ah!
Because you're a sicko who likes abusing women.
Shit, you lucky, girl.
Oh, yeah, I have an outie.
That must be your birth daddy.
than running down 47 flights of stairs?
At this little club in Tampa.
It's grocery time.
Ron, this is my boyfriend, Christian Black.
Are we ever happy to meet you, Hannah.
I have something very important I wanna tell you.
You want me to be somebody that I'm not.
She just call me the N word?
Aha! Old trusty dusty!
Who makes Denzel Washington cry? Nobody!
Yeah, that's correct.
You wanna chain me to this rack...
"I ain't falling for that shit.
Oh, my God!
See, most people use a universal lock key in their sex dungeons
The moon shall rise again.
Silly. You couldn't fuck me
- Really? - Oh, yes.
Damn it, that shit was cold!
White girls, get that elevator fixed.
You know, despite the Salvation Army sweater,
Oh!
It's basically lawyer talk for "shut the fuck up."
You don't even like Nicholas Sparks movies.
- Mmm-hmm. - Bitch, you smell like shit.
I got an idea.
Page four, section 13-20.
- Jesus! - Thank you.
Oh, speaking of disappearing, I have a bar mitzvah in one hour. Mysterio!
Yes, please.
Oh!
It is a great conversation starter at charities,
Oh, God, girl, I thank God every motherfucking day
Tile!
Hey, the mail come already?
Yadda-yadda, we end with sex.
like pigeons on old garlic bread!
Thank you so much for your help, Ms. Steale.
But what you got here is an over-molded swivel key.
While there may be some truth to that, that's not the reason.
Especially if it's for money or crack.
It's like you're not wearing anything at all!
Don't be fresh, Mai!
Okay.
or your jewelry box.
Oh. I got nothing, guys.
Jonny Quest, B.B. King.
No.
Oh, thank you.
I don't even know what the hell flogging means,
I knew you loved me.
Dance!
You know I pulled a hamstring?
I haven't blinked once.
Because you forgot to put them in there.
Christian, you can do so much better.
- Hey! - Oh.
Uoo
- Until we meet again. - How can I touch you?
- What do you feel? - Oh, my God.
But you just wanna take you home and give you love,
where that insect is from Men in Black.
- You just rolled your eyes at me again! - No, I didn't.
Worldstar!
How come you didn't tell me about her?
If it's got like little red zit-like things on the head of that shit,
Ooh, that feels so good.
No!
You want another drink?
Especially for the whole waterboarding thing.
That is way below Blue Book!
So tight.
I don't do the romance thing.
Oh, my God!
Okay, well, what are we supposed to do then?
You don't need a key to get in a hamper, Hannah.
Why was that even a movie?
Yeah.
Please, listen to me!
All right, so listen. Meet me at the office later.
Yeah, well, how about... Ha!
I know, 'cause, boy,
The nigga's a ninja! This nigga's a ninja.
This is WEEZY bitch bitch