Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, give me a smile.
"Why don't you just leave me alone, Christian?"
Nothin' says ass-whuppin' like good ol' Joe Jackson.
Thank you so much for doing this last minute.
I smoked crack. Not for long,
Um...
I'm so happy to see you.
Oh, my God! Okay, tell me you've done anal.
And when I passed out on the 23rd floor,
You're a hole-ass, you're might on the roney,
My apologies.
Who, my mom?
And I'm gonna ram your ass so hard
- That's all I ask you to do. - Yes, sir, out of respect.
- Wow, It's like Disneyland for grown-ups. - Yeah.
I hate you the way Kanye West hates everybody else!
Slow it up. That is not in the contract.
Willy? Willy, you're up next.
You know what?
Turn around. On your knees.
Oh, my God. You are my bestest friend.
With regards to anal fisfing“.
Check this out. Look at this.
But, I mean, that could belong to any black Christian, right?
Like that little director fellow, you know,
Oh, no, that could've been anybody.
Fear-type shit right now, girl.
Oh, love it.
Ooh!
There's a typo in the header.
I'll be around tomorrow. And the next day.
And he's a major beneficiary of our university.
Do not apologize for me, Christian.
Don't touch me!
Hate you?
so fuck to the no!
Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
All I ask is that you do your very best.
Oh... Ms. Steale.
Oh, Atlanta!
It don't get no better. It's going to spoil!
How is he gonna love you? He doesn't even love himself.
Now I gotta get rid of two crazy bitches. Fuck.
Oh.
Are you, like, Donald-Trump-running- for-president drunk
I want Kevin Hart not to be in every movie!
I guess I should've tried pulling.
You'll be like, "Oh, shit! How many times you fuck me?"
I'm standing my ground! I'm standing my ground!
Thank you, Mr. Black.
to fuck your little ass up!
Sometimes she can be factually inaccurate and quite racist.
Who's next? What are you guys, Ocean's Eleven?
She was older.
Aw, this is cute. I get it, a little role-play.
Why don't you just leave me alone, Christian?
What's wrong with that?
This is WEEZY bitch
Oh, my God!
I'll fuck you through slavery times,
without the big dick and the stamina!
- Oh, damn! - Oh, my God.
니가
Oh, no, nigga. No, we not finished yet!
it was like there was an angry dragon inside my snatch,
Hannah“.
- What's the safe word? - Stop it!
and he wakes up every day
Ooh!
But I still hide my wallet at night, just in case.
Oh, selective?
It's exactly what I want.
Oh, my, you have beautiful breasts.
I thought all you black men had rhythm and a big dick!
I know.
but I...
- Oh! Just relax. - What?
g sanity on this bitch g sanity on this bitch
God damn it, Hannah!
Whoo!
You know what, from player to player,
Oh! And then I'm gonna park this right there.
Did you see his haircut, girl?
Chapter 23.
What is that? Is that a drone?
Yeah, girl, get that dick, girl, get that dick.
You complete me?
I been staring at you all night
Not a hairy one.
- I can't believe you're a Republican. - Sorry.
Have a nice day, Ms. Steale.
That's Dubai right there.
- Why is it angry? - Why did you ask that?
- What? - You're the first person who's seen it.
Oh, God!
- Spanish? - Si.
Boo, boo, boo, hey, hey, hey.
so we're gonna hide the cats
Look at these things.
I loathe you.
You all spent four hard years in this school getting your diploma,
Tantalizing.
Mother, what're you doing? That's Hannah Steale!
- Ooh. - Hey, bro.
What does that have to do with me?
Okay! Again! One, two, three!
God damn it, motherfucker!
How many times I gotta tell you? Black lives matter.