Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What? - You're the first person who's seen it.

Slow it up. That is not in the contract.

Oh, no, nigga. No, we not finished yet!

Did you see his haircut, girl?

Willy? Willy, you're up next.

This is WEEZY bitch

Thank you, Mr. Black.

"Why don't you just leave me alone, Christian?"

And he's a major beneficiary of our university.

I'll fuck you through slavery times,

- Spanish? - Si.

and he wakes up every day

Yeah, girl, get that dick, girl, get that dick.

- That's all I ask you to do. - Yes, sir, out of respect.

What is that? Is that a drone?

I smoked crack. Not for long,

Have a nice day, Ms. Steale.

I'm so happy to see you.

Oh, my, you have beautiful breasts.

so we're gonna hide the cats

Not a hairy one.

You complete me?

Okay! Again! One, two, three!

It don't get no better. It's going to spoil!

- Oh! Just relax. - What?

Don't touch me!

Oh, my God. You are my bestest friend.

Oh, no, that could've been anybody.

Don't touch it! Don't touch it!

Mother, what're you doing? That's Hannah Steale!

so fuck to the no!

You'll be like, "Oh, shit! How many times you fuck me?"

it was like there was an angry dragon inside my snatch,

I want Kevin Hart not to be in every movie!

- I can't believe you're a Republican. - Sorry.

You're a hole-ass, you're might on the roney,

I thought all you black men had rhythm and a big dick!

I'll be around tomorrow. And the next day.

How is he gonna love you? He doesn't even love himself.

With regards to anal fisfing“.

God damn it, motherfucker!

Do not apologize for me, Christian.

- Oh, damn! - Oh, my God.

I hate you the way Kanye West hates everybody else!

I guess I should've tried pulling.

Sometimes she can be factually inaccurate and quite racist.

Now I gotta get rid of two crazy bitches. Fuck.

What does that have to do with me?

Who's next? What are you guys, Ocean's Eleven?

You all spent four hard years in this school getting your diploma,

God damn it, Hannah!

Nothin' says ass-whuppin' like good ol' Joe Jackson.

Like that little director fellow, you know,

Why don't you just leave me alone, Christian?

to fuck your little ass up!

But, I mean, that could belong to any black Christian, right?

Oh, my God! Okay, tell me you've done anal.

All I ask is that you do your very best.

without the big dick and the stamina!

Fear-type shit right now, girl.

- Wow, It's like Disneyland for grown-ups. - Yeah.

That's Dubai right there.

- What's the safe word? - Stop it!

Are you, like, Donald-Trump-running- for-president drunk

But I still hide my wallet at night, just in case.

Aw, this is cute. I get it, a little role-play.

And when I passed out on the 23rd floor,

And I'm gonna ram your ass so hard

Check this out. Look at this.

g sanity on this bitch g sanity on this bitch

I'm standing my ground! I'm standing my ground!

How many times I gotta tell you? Black lives matter.

There's a typo in the header.

Turn around. On your knees.

- Ooh. - Hey, bro.

I been staring at you all night

What's wrong with that?

Oh! And then I'm gonna park this right there.

Thank you so much for doing this last minute.

You know what, from player to player,

All right, give me a smile.

Look at these things.

Oh... Ms. Steale.

Boo, boo, boo, hey, hey, hey.

It's exactly what I want.

- Why is it angry? - Why did you ask that?