Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're delicious. Mmm.

Well, I thought we'd start with a little bit of rope play.

I don't know. I see the way the women dress around here.

And they will swoop down on you

then Christian Black is your guy.

Where are we going?

You're only gay if you enjoy touching penis.

I'mma call you!

Holy shit! You live here?

but we talk about each other behind each other's back, like,

- Who knew? - Everyone.

Even the one with Miley Cyrus?

with that tambourine, Black?

I gotta go to the bathroom.

it's what platonic friends do.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna rent me a DeLorean

Still no, but hell no.

- Now we gotta start from scratch! - No!

Oh, really? Let me just get an after-sex mint.

I didn't lick a butthole!

You mean like white people?

Oh, I got something for you.

No, no, no. Don't tell me. I want to be surprised.

a nondisclosure agreement.

Call me "nigga" again.

at the bottom of the ocean.

but you had this Gideon Bible in there and I couldn't fit.

Are you stalking me, Mr. Black?

Just something to think about.

Fine, you want me to leave? You want me to leave? Fine, I will leave!

I'm Eli, like the movie about the book,

Shit, girl, yeah! Ooh!

What kind of shit is this?

or I'll be forced to punish you.

I'll fuck you into a whole 'nother planet,

I'm pretty much cool with anything,

and I'm currently working on a fifth.

Mr. "Oh, let's go for coffee.

He look like Marky Mark

Oh, no, I can't with you,

Hannah, this is my little brother, Eli.

Big brother almighty!

And for Mai, of course, we have Peking Duck

Mmm, but you gotta admit, girl, he is bangin'! Mmm!

And he ain't afraid to get a bitch pregnant.

- How did you do that? - Come on, you, with me, now.

But first you're gonna have to sign

Are you gonna spank me? All this build-up is getting boring.

Hannah, where is your family from?

I don't exactly fit in.

Are we gonna go on your private jet?

You sound like Yoda. Listen, I want you to go home right now.

Oh, my God, it feels so natural.

Nothing happened!

Behind this door is my playroom.

Well, I'm kind of with him on Taylor Swift.

What is that bitch singing about?

God damn it! It stings so bad!

Reload, man! Reload! I told you to reload!

- No, Mother. - I never raised you that way.

- Christian. - Hey!

You know I'd do anything for you, right?

Yeah. I got nothing. Who's next?

Lindsey Hung, right?

and they will have no problem coming down here

My sister had sextuplets.

and I done been with a lot of hos

Later I wanna hit it.

Christian, I've fallen head over heels in love with you.

But you're gonna have to pack a bag.

I'm gonna spank you six times.

"Boyfriend" makes it sound serious, like I went raw.

or was it like real long, like skinny long?

Did you undress me?

Just knowing you care enough to use protection excites me.

Mmm... God, Christian.

Yeah, you're like the little ugly runt

Now, do you know why I'm gonna punish you?

- Did you just roll your eyes at me? - No.

Because I rolled my eyes.

- Whip. - Whips.

Ooh, look, your Uber's here. All right.

I hate to throw a monkey wrench

She's an incurable romantic.