Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and you got this bump on your nose

I can't believe you thought I'd take you on a private jet.

You hurt me, Christian.

You touch a penis with attitude, like... "I don't really like this."

What's with the genital clamps?

Well played, Mr. Black.

Oh, you next, Black!

Oh, my God! Are we gonna go in your helicopter?

the way most black entrepreneurs got theirs.

Wait, he's not even a woman.

And you know what the biggest

Either that or some leftover pizza, or maybe a Hot Pocket.

"it's Radio that's teaching us."

I do that. But I don't do romance.

That's Snow Dogs.

"It's not us that's teaching Radio,

Next page, sex toys. "Are they acceptable to the submissive?"

You better run!

Let's try something else.

Like, what is a Craisin? It's not a cranberry, it's not a raisin.

Little Eskimo kisses?

you've been doling out thus far.

And you'd be like, "Why?"

You're my boyfriend, she's my mom.

My mom lives in Georgia.

I think so, yeah.

I'm Christian's brother.

What the fuck are you wearing, girl?

That Cookie just says the craziest things.

You know, Wesley Snipes had a place like this,

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Yeah, that didn't work. All the locks are still there.

I can only deal with so much. 99's fine.

- say it louder so I can hear it! - I'm upset!

Does it make you happy to see me like this?

- that resembles a small horn. - Um...

Gnaw and suck. It's hard.

how to count or how to speak Spanish.

but I promised Hannah I'd show her the estate.

and in exchange for all this torture,

Yeah, it's all good. What a great bunch of guys.

Bitch, you lickin' that butthole!

"Oh, he's financially poor, yet spiritually rich."

Because I'm 51 shades of fucked up!

Hannah, this is my dad, Gary.

Jerry Maguire, also starring Cuba Gooding, Jr.

and the girl with the big-ass forehead?

He's well-groomed, loves Lady Gaga.

I'm just a dominant.

You got a lot to learn, kid.

Never look back.

Have you never had sex with a virgin before?

I bet you could probably spit a lot of game to me, my nigga.

Just put you out your misery.

I don't know when you gonna be this drunk again!

I've picked a lot of locks in my day,

You went to college!

My friends call me Weekday.

Do you like it?

I love knitting.

Have you ever tried to eat steak with one molar?

What you talkin' 'bout my business, huh? Don't get cut.

Baby, you take it to the next level,

Got these from my grandma.

but you've been a naughty girl.

God! God! God! God!

This shit better be gluten-free.

- Okay? Deuces, bitch. - Mmm-hmm.

A broke college graduate with a liberal arts degree