Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hannah, this is my dad, Gary.

Well played, Mr. Black.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Let's try something else.

- say it louder so I can hear it! - I'm upset!

and you got this bump on your nose

You know, Wesley Snipes had a place like this,

And you know what the biggest

Because I'm 51 shades of fucked up!

You went to college!

I think so, yeah.

- Okay? Deuces, bitch. - Mmm-hmm.

I can only deal with so much. 99's fine.

I don't know when you gonna be this drunk again!

Oh, my God! Are we gonna go in your helicopter?

Either that or some leftover pizza, or maybe a Hot Pocket.

Have you ever tried to eat steak with one molar?

I'm Christian's brother.

My friends call me Weekday.

I love knitting.

I've picked a lot of locks in my day,

You touch a penis with attitude, like... "I don't really like this."

I'm just a dominant.

Little Eskimo kisses?

You got a lot to learn, kid.

Yeah, that didn't work. All the locks are still there.

but you've been a naughty girl.

Bitch, you lickin' that butthole!

Do you like it?

What you talkin' 'bout my business, huh? Don't get cut.

"it's Radio that's teaching us."

but I promised Hannah I'd show her the estate.

Got these from my grandma.

That Cookie just says the craziest things.

You better run!

Gnaw and suck. It's hard.

Jerry Maguire, also starring Cuba Gooding, Jr.

"It's not us that's teaching Radio,

and the girl with the big-ass forehead?

Next page, sex toys. "Are they acceptable to the submissive?"

This shit better be gluten-free.

What's with the genital clamps?

What the fuck are you wearing, girl?

you've been doling out thus far.

Never look back.

I bet you could probably spit a lot of game to me, my nigga.

My mom lives in Georgia.

Have you never had sex with a virgin before?

That's Snow Dogs.

Like, what is a Craisin? It's not a cranberry, it's not a raisin.

I can't believe you thought I'd take you on a private jet.

Baby, you take it to the next level,

"Oh, he's financially poor, yet spiritually rich."

You hurt me, Christian.

Oh, you next, Black!

God! God! God! God!

and in exchange for all this torture,

And you'd be like, "Why?"

A broke college graduate with a liberal arts degree

He's well-groomed, loves Lady Gaga.

Yeah, it's all good. What a great bunch of guys.

I do that. But I don't do romance.

Wait, he's not even a woman.

- that resembles a small horn. - Um...

Just put you out your misery.

how to count or how to speak Spanish.

You're my boyfriend, she's my mom.

the way most black entrepreneurs got theirs.

Does it make you happy to see me like this?