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Sir, why don't you stay in your car for a moment?
Okay.
I don't know, about three months ago, maybe?
- That's gonna get that stain out? - Um-hmm, um-hmm.
It's coming from the pressure.
Play tennis, I don't care. He still wants to sleep with you.
You can't give a gift after a year, you know that.
What is wrong with you?
I don't really understand what's giving you that idea.
And she will be forever grateful, my friend.
When you get up tomorrow morning,
She called the cops on you. Look at me.
- And I just grabbed it... - Look at that.
I just don't think it's...
I actually am. I think that could be good.
Every time we run into them I don't want it to be like that.
I don't feel I have a personality in this seat.
Want to get some wine? Something? I'm thirsty.
And I'm sorry that you can't accept a gift
We got married 14 months ago.
Eh.
This is, like, your sick revenge?
- Where's the salt?! - It's by the stove!
- You don't want to hold him back, huh? - No, no.
I can't have a friend?
He was telling me some bad audition stories.
- Is this the guy? That's him? - Yes.
You know what? I wouldn't even be playing tennis with him
I don't know. It's got to be a good one,
You want to play tennis with me? I'll play tennis with you, fine.
Pass the... salt, please?
Ungh!
- You came 'cause you wanted to come. - I was desperate to go to your wedding.
You've done a complete circle with me now in the store.
What, between this and a wine store? No, I'll stay here.
Yeah, one day, me and Tina, we'll end up together,
I mean, I think that you would be excited.
He was doing some shtick in the bathroom.
Eh.
- Don't you think? - Yeah, it was really good.
He felt inadequate and didn't think he was a good cook,
It was good.
that stain's gonna be all gone.
- You know, I don't want... - Fine, we'll get them...
Good. Did you enjoy the plum, apricot, and mint chutney?
- No. - What do you mean, no?
to clean up the mess I'm about to make?
Oh, okay, great.
- It's making me nuts, I can't sleep. - What?!
On the way back, I'm gonna drive.