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Always seems like he's about to have a problem. Carrots?
-Put it with the others. -l wanna give it to her myself.
Standard? Could you be more specific?
Oh, are you serious?
Happy birthday, sweetie.
Wow, it was beautiful.
l just wish you would've told me they weren't gonna be here.
Oh, God.
lt was a trailer, not a building.
i will find you
Mr. Mills, she'd like to see you.
What is it you want?
Mr. Smith, l do not know what kind of job l'm supposed to do for you, but--
Put the phone closer so l can hear.
No. l'm Peter.
Dad!
Jc
Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, great. Very nice.
We don't keep virgins, we sell them.
You know this song? Yeah?
Lunch? Tomorrow?
Where did you get this jacket?
She's been Taken (2008).
...till they turn power off for lack of payment on the bill.
lf l want a package deal, do l get a discount?
-Dad. -Kim.
-Hello? -lt's me. Has Kim called you?
-And the husband? -The same. Perfect.
...of the lens on a satellite orbiting 200 miles above the Earth?
Yes, because she can't be honest with you.
-Hey, Bryan. -Stuart.
Stay focused, Kimmy. You have to hold it together.
You have a lease agreement with NetJet through your company.
Between you and me? No.
I will find you
That's what happens when you sit behind a desk. You forget things.
-What shit? -This is not the time or place, Bryan.
That's what happens when you sit behind a desk. You forget things.
Seriously, Bry, you should think about coming with us.
Kim!
Invoice checks compelte
See you in a month.
The rate is 40 euros for the standard.
Where did you say your next posting was?
lf you tuck them in, maybe we can eat before everything gets cold.
Three conditions.
Now, Mr...?
and for you? a mouk and moukese toasted moukwich, and a moukilla moukshake. wanna read a moukazine? ok. here's your mouk food. enjoy! you moukers! the service is moukcellent! thanks.
I don't know who you are But I voted for you
-Good luck. -Good luck.
Yeah, must be nice coming home every night, seeing your kids.
-l am. -What did l say?
You've made a very good investment, gentlemen.
Four. Four.
well coake coake desiree you drank all my classes up! you happy now? very. wait till coakeventure coakeorld you coakekdffifyry coakedjejijdudiddjfjdididi! mr.geekie he's doing it again! ashley! what have i told you about playing with surnames?!!!! now you're in for thursday dentention! forever!
lt's all right.
-What? -Saint-Clair.
We're gonna be spending 90 percent of our time in museums. Don't worry.
Monsieur Allen, how are you?
You have no idea--
You are. But please remember, your friend has a desk now.
-l don't get you. -What?
Yes. Albanian to English. You do speak Albanian?
I will find you And you will be sorry for insulting GBO
I have a very particular set of signal verbs
-Where is she? -Please.
But if it doesn't, I will look for it.
Yeah, the busy life of a retiree. Every day a new adventure.
No idea what the world is like.
oh hell even god wouldn't wear leggins with your porkeroles! oh double hell even you wouldn't get into god's shot glass with those firerrantriclskes!
Stop jerking around before l close you down for wasting my time.
My chief wanted to arrest you, l convinced him to send you home.
Wouldn't it have been easier to sign the first time?
...l do not care where the difference comes from.
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