Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So Ethel's been helping us out.

The time that you were gonna break? It wasn't a big deal.

Oh, with who, David Petraeus?

Yeah, as collateral.

Light it up, get him up.

I don't know. I thought

Romano twins, Cami,

What, to west point? You're kidding me.

22-year-old grad students

with the softball buddies.

Well, what was it, some kind of bet?

Gonna meet your friends.

for last night to happen.

She hung up on me.

How serious are you about this one?

then the hair salon, alibi room.

First round. Go to your corners.

Oral sex, orgy, big black strap-on dildo.

There was a chance I was gonna make state.

some ap engineering or physics credits.

Who's that, slutty's husband?

Hey, good to see you. Man, shut the fuck up.

Hey, Justin Bieber.

He's married, she's married.

A toddler will interfere with getting hammered

I've got a table.

This, my young progeny,

It says here you can re-dedicate yourself as a virgin.

Probably has him out panhandling again.

You come to work hungry, you pay like everybody else.

Nobody's heard from Eddie?

This isn't, got pulled over

♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪

Been to bed yet?

It's a turn of phrase, like, uh, uh,

says you can not get tasered twice

I was only out there for 45 minutes!

Cute and easily manipulated.

I know. Baby, I know. I got carried away.

No sex. It's a part

Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan.

Borrowing him for what?

Frank, where have you been?

All you mortgage-raping shits should be in prison anyway.

We'll figure something out,

And I want a pony for Christmas.

I'd need, like, a 4.2 GPA, a massive sat score,

Left the engine running

I got to get upstairs.

Kash, I'm off. Can I go?

I can loan you the money.