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Nobody knows. That's the way it stays.
We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?
I wish I could be there to watch you draw anime girls.
Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay?
in the Russian space station.
Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up here.
.
Unexpected eruptions. Things like that.
- Release the clutch! - Pull it up!
- Switching to manual. - Manual override.
I wanna name her, Teleya, after my ex gf ...
One sixty, okay. Two hundred, bad disaster for space station.
When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder.
I know Rohams economic adviser. We were at Devry together
- Listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel?
How come we didn't get any training on this thing?
We call 'em the X71s.
Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest,
Go! Hurry up! Get out of there!
- Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout!
so you don't freak out on the asteroid.
I'd give you three guesses But you're only going to need one
- Walter, get Mechanical on that. - But we have commenced drilling.
Roger, Control. We are a max cue.
Finally! We can go home!
Frap your body till your bones hurt.
Harry?
Oh, space cowboy.
- There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative!
take off and detonate, if we can fix this equipment problem.
Alright this is what we trained for
The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J.
Promise me that you'll come back.
We do not need your Official Oklahoma Government Weather Guidelines for Children card
Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count.
Gruber! Get outta there now!
White House.
- We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation.
We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here.
- Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? - By all means.
Not my daughter!
I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.
and you will know what it's like to be in space. Go!
- I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth,
I want you to tell Chick
- Two good roll programmes. - One down.
How would you know?
We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H32, give or take a few yards.
Me in the workshop... at 2am...
- That's your daddy. - And may we all,
All right. We're goin' left here.
Who is Jethro Tull?
“It’s Harry Stamper. You see MLB, you tell them Harry’s lookin’ for them
- Whee! - to simulate gravity and let us work faster.
785. Come on. Come on.
Aah!
You're pissed. Okay, I can see that.
- We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out!
- Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on. Press the button.
When someone asks how
I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying.
TALARI CFCs
Oh, God, it sucks up here.
- It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! - It's them or all of us!
her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis.
Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business.
Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here.
- Is this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal.
- What the hell is that? - It's Rockhound. Whoa.
Lev, hold on! We're comin' in!
Let me get this straight. I got pulled off an oil rig,
I want to go shopping.
Uh, some of us have got this idea.
Does that mean that there's a job...
Your Stouffer’s pot pie’s been on the table almost 10 hours
- What is it? - Chick, come on! Help!
56 tickets in seven states.
Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now.
Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design.
So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job?
Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now.
comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit.
Now the guy living there hasn't smoked Any dope for last 4 day's
Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.
citizens the world over, see these events through.
yeah i think i’ve seen this one before. and it didn’t work out so well for boeing
God I hate knowing everything
A.J.! A.J., you in here?
He's got GIF dementia
Here is the anomaly at 1658,
Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch!
That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds.
I love you, Grace.
He's got space dementia.
- A.J.'s still in there! - Blow the locks.
Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22.
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme...
It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission.
- Electrical systems primed. - APU is set. Oxidizers are loading.
Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go.
Methane! Shut it down! Back it down!
At Nasa We don't take chances we double up on everything
Oh, God!
Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now.
To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. One fifty, okay.
"I Think This Might Be The Most Uncomfortable Room I've Ever Been In In My Life."
For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery.
Well, this is somethin' new.
- What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel.
You're all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. I mean,
I hope so.
All right. What'd we miss?
Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!
- A.J., the thrusters! - Aah!
- Evac right now. - What's goin' on here?
No, I said...
Now, honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way.
I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer.
Listen, that baby is just playin' it safe.
I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry!
But maybe we should wait until they...
You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea.
I say we all stay and die. But that's me.
Since I reached the age of ten and became older than you, Harry.
dfgh fgh
Oscar! Oscar!
I'm at a loss for words.
Okay, Houston.
NASA's in emergency launch preparation in cooperation with Russian, Japanese...
that I'll always be with her, okay?
And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic...
- My son. - Don't do this, Harry!
Look, I understand that you are handicapped by natural immaturity,
Houston, this is a kickass ride!
This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. Easy.
Watts, they've got 38 minutes.
I know. Let's go back to the ship!
Oh, no!
Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane!
I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass!
Godspeed and good luck to you.
- Say the words, A.J.! - I got it!
And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make an NYE playlist.
Apologize.
that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me?
Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now!
FBI locked his location. Saw an explosion in space.
none of our primary plans can work.
Hey, Mr. Clean!
Safety Meeting Date
You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down.
That is my father up there!
Yo Matt! You Da Man!
We've been apologized to for the last 18,5 hours.
is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.
Yes! It's working! It's working!
Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out?
Frens
What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for?
Damn glad to see ya, boy! That's six words.
Okay, Pete, we got that coupling on the board here now.
I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay?
It's Not All Bad. It's Kinda Tingly.
Number three: wild cards. Anything and everything.
No, Mrs. Curlene.
Hey, little man! Little Richard!
What's up?
What, the bomb is dead?
You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails.
Complain all you want you son of a bitch
Fuel teams, prepare to unload.
Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.
Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there.
His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete.
Hopkins. Is this good or bad?
Oh, no, Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all.
Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration.
We're gonna go off the air now.