Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make an NYE playlist.

Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch!

Hopkins. Is this good or bad?

I love you, Grace.

I know Rohams economic adviser. We were at Devry together

I know. Let's go back to the ship!

What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for?

Who is Jethro Tull?

Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design.

Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now.

Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there.

Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.

We've been apologized to for the last 18,5 hours.

- I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Does that mean that there's a job...

I want to go shopping.

His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete.

- Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? - By all means.

To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. One fifty, okay.

Okay, Pete, we got that coupling on the board here now.

We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?

- Say the words, A.J.! - I got it!

What, the bomb is dead?

Go! Hurry up! Get out of there!

none of our primary plans can work.

so you don't freak out on the asteroid.

Since I reached the age of ten and became older than you, Harry.

I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer.

- What the hell is that? - It's Rockhound. Whoa.

Frap your body till your bones hurt.

But maybe we should wait until they...

We call 'em the X71s.

Roger, Control. We are a max cue.

Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane!

Watts, they've got 38 minutes.

I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying.

Oh, no, Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all.

- Evac right now. - What's goin' on here?

Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business.

785. Come on. Come on.

You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea.

Alright this is what we trained for

Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.

Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22.

The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J.

NASA's in emergency launch preparation in cooperation with Russian, Japanese...

Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now.

Hey, little man! Little Richard!

Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go.

Unexpected eruptions. Things like that.

"I Think This Might Be The Most Uncomfortable Room I've Ever Been In In My Life."

A.J.! A.J., you in here?

I say we all stay and die. But that's me.

It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission.

- What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel.

Promise me that you'll come back.

citizens the world over, see these events through.

Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up here.

Now the guy living there hasn't smoked Any dope for last 4 day's

I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry!

- A.J.'s still in there! - Blow the locks.

is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.

We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H32, give or take a few yards.

Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now!

her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis.

Now, honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way.

Finally! We can go home!

Oh, space cowboy.

This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. Easy.

Me in the workshop... at 2am...

Yo Matt! You Da Man!

- A.J., the thrusters! - Aah!

FBI locked his location. Saw an explosion in space.

Yes! It's working! It's working!

- That's your daddy. - And may we all,

Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!

- Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on. Press the button.

It's Not All Bad. It's Kinda Tingly.

When someone asks how

Well, this is somethin' new.

I wanna name her, Teleya, after my ex gf ...

Methane! Shut it down! Back it down!

Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now.

Safety Meeting Date

that I'll always be with her, okay?

Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest,

- Two good roll programmes. - One down.

Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here.

I'd give you three guesses But you're only going to need one

None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth,

Not my daughter!

Look, I understand that you are handicapped by natural immaturity,

Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay?

56 tickets in seven states.

- What is it? - Chick, come on! Help!

- Walter, get Mechanical on that. - But we have commenced drilling.

No, Mrs. Curlene.

And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic...

- Listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel?

- Switching to manual. - Manual override.

At Nasa We don't take chances we double up on everything

Nobody knows. That's the way it stays.

One sixty, okay. Two hundred, bad disaster for space station.

God I hate knowing everything

We're gonna go off the air now.

Damn glad to see ya, boy! That's six words.

Number three: wild cards. Anything and everything.

I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.

Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out?

Gruber! Get outta there now!

You're pissed. Okay, I can see that.

- It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! - It's them or all of us!

I'm at a loss for words.

He's got GIF dementia

We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here.

Godspeed and good luck to you.

comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit.

Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count.

- My son. - Don't do this, Harry!

take off and detonate, if we can fix this equipment problem.

Here is the anomaly at 1658,

Let me get this straight. I got pulled off an oil rig,

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme...

He's got space dementia.

- We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation.

How would you know?

Listen, that baby is just playin' it safe.

- Is this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal.

All right. What'd we miss?

Houston, this is a kickass ride!

yeah i think i’ve seen this one before. and it didn’t work out so well for boeing

and you will know what it's like to be in space. Go!

- Release the clutch! - Pull it up!

I want you to tell Chick

I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass!

- We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out!

that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me?

Hey, Mr. Clean!

That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds.

Oh, God, it sucks up here.

You're all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. I mean,

- There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative!

- Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout!

We do not need your Official Oklahoma Government Weather Guidelines for Children card

For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery.

Lev, hold on! We're comin' in!

I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay?

- Electrical systems primed. - APU is set. Oxidizers are loading.

Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration.

Fuel teams, prepare to unload.

So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job?

How come we didn't get any training on this thing?

I wish I could be there to watch you draw anime girls.

That is my father up there!

in the Russian space station.

Uh, some of us have got this idea.

You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails.

When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder.

- Whee! - to simulate gravity and let us work faster.

“It’s Harry Stamper. You see MLB, you tell them Harry’s lookin’ for them

All right. We're goin' left here.

Complain all you want you son of a bitch

You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down.

Your Stouffer’s pot pie’s been on the table almost 10 hours