Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! - It's them or all of us!

I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying.

Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay?

I say we all stay and die. But that's me.

You're all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. I mean,

- There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative!

We call 'em the X71s.

Okay, Pete, we got that coupling on the board here now.

At Nasa We don't take chances we double up on everything

We do not need your Official Oklahoma Government Weather Guidelines for Children card

But maybe we should wait until they...

Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business.

Yes! It's working! It's working!

Hopkins. Is this good or bad?

Since I reached the age of ten and became older than you, Harry.

I want to go shopping.

- Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on. Press the button.

- What is it? - Chick, come on! Help!

is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.

I know. Let's go back to the ship!

- Switching to manual. - Manual override.

You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea.

and you will know what it's like to be in space. Go!

Complain all you want you son of a bitch

Gruber! Get outta there now!

None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth,

"I Think This Might Be The Most Uncomfortable Room I've Ever Been In In My Life."

- Listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel?

Watts, they've got 38 minutes.

We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?

God I hate knowing everything

Your Stouffer’s pot pie’s been on the table almost 10 hours

none of our primary plans can work.

All right. What'd we miss?

Oh, space cowboy.

Number three: wild cards. Anything and everything.

Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here.

What, the bomb is dead?

so you don't freak out on the asteroid.

that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me?

Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design.

Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane!

What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for?

The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J.

Frap your body till your bones hurt.

- Two good roll programmes. - One down.

I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay?

Nobody knows. That's the way it stays.

And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic...

comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit.

He's got space dementia.

His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete.

- Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout!

I love you, Grace.

- A.J.'s still in there! - Blow the locks.

I want you to tell Chick

No, Mrs. Curlene.

Here is the anomaly at 1658,

- A.J., the thrusters! - Aah!

I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.

Unexpected eruptions. Things like that.

I'm at a loss for words.

I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass!

Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.

Oh, God, it sucks up here.

Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22.

Fuel teams, prepare to unload.

Hey, Mr. Clean!

Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now.

Now, honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way.

take off and detonate, if we can fix this equipment problem.

Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count.

- Release the clutch! - Pull it up!

We're gonna go off the air now.

- We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out!

We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here.

Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there.

- That's your daddy. - And may we all,

Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest,

Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out?

One sixty, okay. Two hundred, bad disaster for space station.

I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry!

Not my daughter!

- Whee! - to simulate gravity and let us work faster.

Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!

You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down.

Godspeed and good luck to you.

- What the hell is that? - It's Rockhound. Whoa.

We've been apologized to for the last 18,5 hours.

NASA's in emergency launch preparation in cooperation with Russian, Japanese...

Yo Matt! You Da Man!

citizens the world over, see these events through.

He's got GIF dementia

For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery.

You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails.

Does that mean that there's a job...

Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.

So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job?

- Is this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal.

We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H32, give or take a few yards.

To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. One fifty, okay.

Damn glad to see ya, boy! That's six words.

All right. We're goin' left here.

Uh, some of us have got this idea.

Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch!

Me in the workshop... at 2am...

Go! Hurry up! Get out of there!

You're pissed. Okay, I can see that.

How would you know?

56 tickets in seven states.

her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis.

- We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation.

Roger, Control. We are a max cue.

that I'll always be with her, okay?

A.J.! A.J., you in here?

yeah i think i’ve seen this one before. and it didn’t work out so well for boeing

Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go.

Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up here.

FBI locked his location. Saw an explosion in space.

785. Come on. Come on.

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme...

- Say the words, A.J.! - I got it!

- Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? - By all means.

Alright this is what we trained for

I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer.

I know Rohams economic adviser. We were at Devry together

Promise me that you'll come back.

Listen, that baby is just playin' it safe.

Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now.

Who is Jethro Tull?

I wanna name her, Teleya, after my ex gf ...

Methane! Shut it down! Back it down!

- Evac right now. - What's goin' on here?

That is my father up there!

It's Not All Bad. It's Kinda Tingly.

Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration.

in the Russian space station.

Lev, hold on! We're comin' in!

“It’s Harry Stamper. You see MLB, you tell them Harry’s lookin’ for them

- Electrical systems primed. - APU is set. Oxidizers are loading.

I'd give you three guesses But you're only going to need one

I wish I could be there to watch you draw anime girls.

And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make an NYE playlist.

Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now!

- I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder.

Oh, no, Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all.

Safety Meeting Date

Well, this is somethin' new.

It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission.

Now the guy living there hasn't smoked Any dope for last 4 day's

Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now.

Let me get this straight. I got pulled off an oil rig,

How come we didn't get any training on this thing?

When someone asks how

This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. Easy.

- My son. - Don't do this, Harry!

- What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel.

- Walter, get Mechanical on that. - But we have commenced drilling.

Hey, little man! Little Richard!

That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds.

Look, I understand that you are handicapped by natural immaturity,

Finally! We can go home!

Houston, this is a kickass ride!