Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- My son. - Don't do this, Harry!

A.J.! A.J., you in here?

- It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! - It's them or all of us!

We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H32, give or take a few yards.

But maybe we should wait until they...

He's got space dementia.

Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there.

Lev, hold on! We're comin' in!

- What the hell is that? - It's Rockhound. Whoa.

Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now.

Okay, Pete, we got that coupling on the board here now.

That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds.

For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery.

You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails.

Watts, they've got 38 minutes.

Oh, space cowboy.

Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest,

Godspeed and good luck to you.

I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.

- Two good roll programmes. - One down.

The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J.

Uh, some of us have got this idea.

Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out?

- What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel.

What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for?

Now, honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way.

- Release the clutch! - Pull it up!

Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now.

Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now.

56 tickets in seven states.

- We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation.

Alright this is what we trained for

You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down.

Unexpected eruptions. Things like that.

All right. We're goin' left here.

I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass!

When someone asks how

- Say the words, A.J.! - I got it!

Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now!

To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. One fifty, okay.

- Walter, get Mechanical on that. - But we have commenced drilling.

None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth,

Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business.

Go! Hurry up! Get out of there!

One sixty, okay. Two hundred, bad disaster for space station.

You're all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. I mean,

Finally! We can go home!

“It’s Harry Stamper. You see MLB, you tell them Harry’s lookin’ for them

Promise me that you'll come back.

You're pissed. Okay, I can see that.

Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch!

Who is Jethro Tull?

This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. Easy.

so you don't freak out on the asteroid.

- Electrical systems primed. - APU is set. Oxidizers are loading.

Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay?

I love you, Grace.

Let me get this straight. I got pulled off an oil rig,

- Whee! - to simulate gravity and let us work faster.

I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying.

So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job?

Hopkins. Is this good or bad?

Fuel teams, prepare to unload.

I want you to tell Chick

And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic...

We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?

We call 'em the X71s.

Hey, little man! Little Richard!

Look, I understand that you are handicapped by natural immaturity,

I wish I could be there to watch you draw anime girls.

What, the bomb is dead?

His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete.

- Listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel?

NASA's in emergency launch preparation in cooperation with Russian, Japanese...

I say we all stay and die. But that's me.

I know Rohams economic adviser. We were at Devry together

none of our primary plans can work.

Damn glad to see ya, boy! That's six words.

comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit.

- A.J.'s still in there! - Blow the locks.

We do not need your Official Oklahoma Government Weather Guidelines for Children card

We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here.

- What is it? - Chick, come on! Help!

Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up here.

At Nasa We don't take chances we double up on everything

Complain all you want you son of a bitch

- Is this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal.

"I Think This Might Be The Most Uncomfortable Room I've Ever Been In In My Life."

Not my daughter!

God I hate knowing everything

- Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout!

And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make an NYE playlist.

Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.

Well, this is somethin' new.

Frap your body till your bones hurt.

- I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer.

take off and detonate, if we can fix this equipment problem.

Roger, Control. We are a max cue.

- Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on. Press the button.

Now the guy living there hasn't smoked Any dope for last 4 day's

that I'll always be with her, okay?

- That's your daddy. - And may we all,

I wanna name her, Teleya, after my ex gf ...

Methane! Shut it down! Back it down!

How come we didn't get any training on this thing?

Houston, this is a kickass ride!

- We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out!

citizens the world over, see these events through.

Your Stouffer’s pot pie’s been on the table almost 10 hours

Me in the workshop... at 2am...

Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane!

It's Not All Bad. It's Kinda Tingly.

Oh, no, Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all.

- Switching to manual. - Manual override.

When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder.

It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission.

Hey, Mr. Clean!

Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration.

Safety Meeting Date

How would you know?

in the Russian space station.

is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.

I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay?

Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22.

You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea.

785. Come on. Come on.

Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme...

That is my father up there!

Does that mean that there's a job...

FBI locked his location. Saw an explosion in space.

I'd give you three guesses But you're only going to need one

- Evac right now. - What's goin' on here?

I want to go shopping.

Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go.

yeah i think i’ve seen this one before. and it didn’t work out so well for boeing

All right. What'd we miss?

I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry!

I know. Let's go back to the ship!

I'm at a loss for words.

Here is the anomaly at 1658,

Listen, that baby is just playin' it safe.

Yo Matt! You Da Man!

that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me?

Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design.

Number three: wild cards. Anything and everything.

Oh, God, it sucks up here.

and you will know what it's like to be in space. Go!

He's got GIF dementia

No, Mrs. Curlene.

Yes! It's working! It's working!

Since I reached the age of ten and became older than you, Harry.

- A.J., the thrusters! - Aah!

- There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative!

We've been apologized to for the last 18,5 hours.

Nobody knows. That's the way it stays.

Gruber! Get outta there now!

- Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? - By all means.

Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here.

her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis.

Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!

We're gonna go off the air now.

Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count.