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What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for?
Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration.
We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H32, give or take a few yards.
785. Come on. Come on.
Godspeed and good luck to you.
- What the hell is that? - It's Rockhound. Whoa.
I know. Let's go back to the ship!
- Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on. Press the button.
Here is the anomaly at 1658,
For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery.
Complain all you want you son of a bitch
Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22.
Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now.
I know Rohams economic adviser. We were at Devry together
Lev, hold on! We're comin' in!
God I hate knowing everything
So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job?
TALARI CFCs
And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make an NYE playlist.
Now the guy living there hasn't smoked Any dope for last 4 day's
When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder.
None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth,
Oscar! Oscar!
Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count.
- Listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel?
yeah i think i’ve seen this one before. and it didn’t work out so well for boeing
dfgh fgh
How come we didn't get any training on this thing?
You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down.
Oh, no, Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all.
Apologize.
- Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout!
that I'll always be with her, okay?
We've been apologized to for the last 18,5 hours.
A.J.! A.J., you in here?
At Nasa We don't take chances we double up on everything
Not my daughter!
Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out?
Now, honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way.
I say we all stay and die. But that's me.
We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?
We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here.
- Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? - By all means.
I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.
Yes! It's working! It's working!
I wish I could be there to watch you draw anime girls.
Since I reached the age of ten and became older than you, Harry.
One sixty, okay. Two hundred, bad disaster for space station.
- Say the words, A.J.! - I got it!
Safety Meeting Date
- Switching to manual. - Manual override.
- There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative!
You're pissed. Okay, I can see that.
I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying.
- Release the clutch! - Pull it up!
- What is it? - Chick, come on! Help!
- Walter, get Mechanical on that. - But we have commenced drilling.
No, I said...
Fuel teams, prepare to unload.
citizens the world over, see these events through.
I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer.
Houston, this is a kickass ride!
Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now.
White House.
To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. One fifty, okay.
Well, this is somethin' new.
It's Not All Bad. It's Kinda Tingly.
What's up?
I'd give you three guesses But you're only going to need one
All right. What'd we miss?
When someone asks how
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme...
No, Mrs. Curlene.
I love you, Grace.
Frens
You're all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. I mean,
- Two good roll programmes. - One down.
Unexpected eruptions. Things like that.
You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails.
take off and detonate, if we can fix this equipment problem.
Alright this is what we trained for
Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now.
I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry!
- It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! - It's them or all of us!
I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass!
Oh, God!
- My son. - Don't do this, Harry!
FBI locked his location. Saw an explosion in space.
We're gonna go off the air now.
her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis.
The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J.
Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now!
is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.
I wanna name her, Teleya, after my ex gf ...
NASA's in emergency launch preparation in cooperation with Russian, Japanese...
that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me?
Okay, Pete, we got that coupling on the board here now.
This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. Easy.
We call 'em the X71s.
He's got GIF dementia
Hopkins. Is this good or bad?
- We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out!
Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design.
Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business.
Yo Matt! You Da Man!
none of our primary plans can work.
All right. We're goin' left here.
Look, I understand that you are handicapped by natural immaturity,
How would you know?
Frap your body till your bones hurt.
You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea.
He's got space dementia.
Oh, God, it sucks up here.
His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete.
Does that mean that there's a job...
That is my father up there!
Watts, they've got 38 minutes.
Nobody knows. That's the way it stays.
Finally! We can go home!
in the Russian space station.
Your Stouffer’s pot pie’s been on the table almost 10 hours
Uh, some of us have got this idea.
Roger, Control. We are a max cue.
Hey, little man! Little Richard!
- A.J., the thrusters! - Aah!
“It’s Harry Stamper. You see MLB, you tell them Harry’s lookin’ for them
Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go.
Methane! Shut it down! Back it down!
Aah!
We do not need your Official Oklahoma Government Weather Guidelines for Children card
I hope so.
Promise me that you'll come back.
I want you to tell Chick
Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.
Number three: wild cards. Anything and everything.
- That's your daddy. - And may we all,
I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay?
Go! Hurry up! Get out of there!
so you don't freak out on the asteroid.
Oh, no!
I'm at a loss for words.
Hey, Mr. Clean!
Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane!
Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.
Who is Jethro Tull?
Gruber! Get outta there now!
- What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel.
Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch!
Damn glad to see ya, boy! That's six words.
What, the bomb is dead?
- Evac right now. - What's goin' on here?
That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds.
Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest,
I want to go shopping.
- I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Listen, that baby is just playin' it safe.
Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there.
Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay?
But maybe we should wait until they...
.
- Electrical systems primed. - APU is set. Oxidizers are loading.
Me in the workshop... at 2am...
Let me get this straight. I got pulled off an oil rig,
"I Think This Might Be The Most Uncomfortable Room I've Ever Been In In My Life."
and you will know what it's like to be in space. Go!
comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit.
Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!
Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up here.
- A.J.'s still in there! - Blow the locks.
And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic...
Okay, Houston.
Harry?
- Is this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal.
Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here.
56 tickets in seven states.
Oh, space cowboy.
- We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation.
It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission.
- Whee! - to simulate gravity and let us work faster.