Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?

And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make an NYE playlist.

Uh, some of us have got this idea.

What, the bomb is dead?

none of our primary plans can work.

I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.

Listen, that baby is just playin' it safe.

Your Stouffer’s pot pie’s been on the table almost 10 hours

- It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! - It's them or all of us!

I want you to tell Chick

- Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on. Press the button.

- Switching to manual. - Manual override.

Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now.

I wanna name her, Teleya, after my ex gf ...

her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis.

I want to go shopping.

Alright this is what we trained for

Since I reached the age of ten and became older than you, Harry.

This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. Easy.

Hey, little man! Little Richard!

You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea.

Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now!

He's got GIF dementia

- Evac right now. - What's goin' on here?

- Listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel?

When someone asks how

Safety Meeting Date

I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass!

I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying.

It's Not All Bad. It's Kinda Tingly.

How would you know?

- We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation.

- What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel.

- Release the clutch! - Pull it up!

You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails.

Promise me that you'll come back.

Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now.

Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count.

I'm at a loss for words.

citizens the world over, see these events through.

I say we all stay and die. But that's me.

We're gonna go off the air now.

Look, I understand that you are handicapped by natural immaturity,

so you don't freak out on the asteroid.

None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth,

NASA's in emergency launch preparation in cooperation with Russian, Japanese...

You're pissed. Okay, I can see that.

Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go.

that I'll always be with her, okay?

Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.

We do not need your Official Oklahoma Government Weather Guidelines for Children card

I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay?

Oh, space cowboy.

Roger, Control. We are a max cue.

Yes! It's working! It's working!

Well, this is somethin' new.

The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J.

- We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out!

Damn glad to see ya, boy! That's six words.

- Walter, get Mechanical on that. - But we have commenced drilling.

How come we didn't get any training on this thing?

- A.J., the thrusters! - Aah!

yeah i think i’ve seen this one before. and it didn’t work out so well for boeing

Godspeed and good luck to you.

Does that mean that there's a job...

Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane!

- A.J.'s still in there! - Blow the locks.

Number three: wild cards. Anything and everything.

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme...

We call 'em the X71s.

Frap your body till your bones hurt.

Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design.

"I Think This Might Be The Most Uncomfortable Room I've Ever Been In In My Life."

- I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? - By all means.

Not my daughter!

Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22.

What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for?

You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down.

is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.

God I hate knowing everything

And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic...

For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery.

- What the hell is that? - It's Rockhound. Whoa.

- Is this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal.

Yo Matt! You Da Man!

I know Rohams economic adviser. We were at Devry together

I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry!

- Two good roll programmes. - One down.

When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder.

One sixty, okay. Two hundred, bad disaster for space station.

Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up here.

Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here.

Unexpected eruptions. Things like that.

We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here.

Hey, Mr. Clean!

Here is the anomaly at 1658,

Go! Hurry up! Get out of there!

He's got space dementia.

Oh, no, Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all.

in the Russian space station.

Now, honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way.

We've been apologized to for the last 18,5 hours.

Hopkins. Is this good or bad?

- Electrical systems primed. - APU is set. Oxidizers are loading.

Now the guy living there hasn't smoked Any dope for last 4 day's

That is my father up there!

Let me get this straight. I got pulled off an oil rig,

- What is it? - Chick, come on! Help!

Watts, they've got 38 minutes.

I wish I could be there to watch you draw anime girls.

No, Mrs. Curlene.

But maybe we should wait until they...

I know. Let's go back to the ship!

It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission.

Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.

Methane! Shut it down! Back it down!

I love you, Grace.

Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay?

Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out?

Fuel teams, prepare to unload.

To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. One fifty, okay.

A.J.! A.J., you in here?

So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job?

Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now.

Nobody knows. That's the way it stays.

“It’s Harry Stamper. You see MLB, you tell them Harry’s lookin’ for them

that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me?

56 tickets in seven states.

Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!

- Whee! - to simulate gravity and let us work faster.

Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business.

Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration.

comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit.

All right. What'd we miss?

Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest,

- That's your daddy. - And may we all,

Complain all you want you son of a bitch

Houston, this is a kickass ride!

and you will know what it's like to be in space. Go!

I'd give you three guesses But you're only going to need one

- My son. - Don't do this, Harry!

Oh, God, it sucks up here.

take off and detonate, if we can fix this equipment problem.

You're all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. I mean,

I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer.

Lev, hold on! We're comin' in!

His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete.

At Nasa We don't take chances we double up on everything

We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H32, give or take a few yards.

Who is Jethro Tull?

Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there.

Okay, Pete, we got that coupling on the board here now.

- There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative!

Finally! We can go home!

785. Come on. Come on.

All right. We're goin' left here.

Gruber! Get outta there now!

FBI locked his location. Saw an explosion in space.

- Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout!

- Say the words, A.J.! - I got it!

Me in the workshop... at 2am...

That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds.

Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch!