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I'd give you three guesses But you're only going to need one
yeah i think i’ve seen this one before. and it didn’t work out so well for boeing
FBI locked his location. Saw an explosion in space.
- What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel.
Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here.
Alright this is what we trained for
I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying.
He's got space dementia.
in the Russian space station.
Fuel teams, prepare to unload.
I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass!
- We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out!
comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit.
Now, honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way.
- Say the words, A.J.! - I got it!
I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay?
785. Come on. Come on.
You're all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. I mean,
take off and detonate, if we can fix this equipment problem.
It's Not All Bad. It's Kinda Tingly.
We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?
So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job?
dfgh fgh
Okay, Pete, we got that coupling on the board here now.
I love you, Grace.
I know. Let's go back to the ship!
I hope so.
How would you know?
Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.
None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth,
Oh, space cowboy.
All right. We're goin' left here.
Not my daughter!
Listen, that baby is just playin' it safe.
- Switching to manual. - Manual override.
- Whee! - to simulate gravity and let us work faster.
- Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on. Press the button.
I want to go shopping.
Yes! It's working! It's working!
Look, I understand that you are handicapped by natural immaturity,
We've been apologized to for the last 18,5 hours.
Hopkins. Is this good or bad?
We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H32, give or take a few yards.
A.J.! A.J., you in here?
Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now.
Go! Hurry up! Get out of there!
Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22.
That is my father up there!
I say we all stay and die. But that's me.
Roger, Control. We are a max cue.
I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.
And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic...
You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down.
I want you to tell Chick
Harry?
For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery.
No, Mrs. Curlene.
is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.
And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make an NYE playlist.
To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. One fifty, okay.
Lev, hold on! We're comin' in!
Oscar! Oscar!
Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now.
White House.
Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now.
- We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation.
We do not need your Official Oklahoma Government Weather Guidelines for Children card
.
56 tickets in seven states.
that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me?
- Release the clutch! - Pull it up!
Oh, no, Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all.
- A.J., the thrusters! - Aah!
Oh, no!
We're gonna go off the air now.
that I'll always be with her, okay?
Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go.
You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails.
- Walter, get Mechanical on that. - But we have commenced drilling.
That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds.
Me in the workshop... at 2am...
All right. What'd we miss?
- There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative!
Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count.
Apologize.
Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there.
Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch!
Hey, little man! Little Richard!
- Evac right now. - What's goin' on here?
What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for?
“It’s Harry Stamper. You see MLB, you tell them Harry’s lookin’ for them
Yo Matt! You Da Man!
- Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? - By all means.
- That's your daddy. - And may we all,
What's up?
- Listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel?
The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J.
Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out?
Number three: wild cards. Anything and everything.
Uh, some of us have got this idea.
Frens
Frap your body till your bones hurt.
Unexpected eruptions. Things like that.
Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay?
Gruber! Get outta there now!
- I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!
- A.J.'s still in there! - Blow the locks.
This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. Easy.
I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer.
When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder.
- Two good roll programmes. - One down.
Hey, Mr. Clean!
Okay, Houston.
- Electrical systems primed. - APU is set. Oxidizers are loading.
At Nasa We don't take chances we double up on everything
Aah!
none of our primary plans can work.
Who is Jethro Tull?
NASA's in emergency launch preparation in cooperation with Russian, Japanese...
Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration.
Oh, God!
When someone asks how
He's got GIF dementia
- Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout!
- What the hell is that? - It's Rockhound. Whoa.
Watts, they've got 38 minutes.
Oh, God, it sucks up here.
Does that mean that there's a job...
I know Rohams economic adviser. We were at Devry together
How come we didn't get any training on this thing?
Houston, this is a kickass ride!
I'm at a loss for words.
Since I reached the age of ten and became older than you, Harry.
Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.
so you don't freak out on the asteroid.
Godspeed and good luck to you.
and you will know what it's like to be in space. Go!
You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea.
It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission.
God I hate knowing everything
Well, this is somethin' new.
We call 'em the X71s.
- What is it? - Chick, come on! Help!
- It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! - It's them or all of us!
Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane!
No, I said...
citizens the world over, see these events through.
We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here.
Methane! Shut it down! Back it down!
Finally! We can go home!
Now the guy living there hasn't smoked Any dope for last 4 day's
TALARI CFCs
Complain all you want you son of a bitch
Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design.
You're pissed. Okay, I can see that.
Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now!
- My son. - Don't do this, Harry!
What, the bomb is dead?
Nobody knows. That's the way it stays.
I wanna name her, Teleya, after my ex gf ...
But maybe we should wait until they...
Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest,
Here is the anomaly at 1658,
Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up here.
Let me get this straight. I got pulled off an oil rig,
Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business.
His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete.
- Is this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal.
Promise me that you'll come back.
I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry!
Your Stouffer’s pot pie’s been on the table almost 10 hours
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme...
her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis.
I wish I could be there to watch you draw anime girls.
"I Think This Might Be The Most Uncomfortable Room I've Ever Been In In My Life."
Damn glad to see ya, boy! That's six words.
One sixty, okay. Two hundred, bad disaster for space station.
Safety Meeting Date