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I need to see some effort,
Uh, the amenities are great,
Um, I mean... to grout the tub?
There's low overhead, lots of foot traffic,
My brothers were still nerds.
They're like suction cups in those boots.
Shh! Hear that?
we'd have positive cash flow from day one.
But I need my arch supports. I got dad's wide-ass feet.
Simmer down, Walter. We're on island time.
- Ted who? - No idea.
We've been too awesome for too long.
Whoa.
That just means I gotta step up my game.
My people are from Colorado.
Hey, mom.
I didn't think he was listening.
What is that?
_
And Bert? He's a commercial contractor.
What?
If you trade me Jamaica,
You got an "f"?
Mom, I'm Jamaican.
Shoes in the house from now on!
It's just so much cooler than China.
"Good job, boys"? What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Birthplace of kung fu... China.
I'll hook you up with Topanga's phone number.
I bet they have white valets.