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What?
I didn't think he was listening.
If you trade me Jamaica,
My brothers were still nerds.
Whoa.
Shh! Hear that?
- Ted who? - No idea.
I need to see some effort,
_
But I need my arch supports. I got dad's wide-ass feet.
Birthplace of kung fu... China.
And Bert? He's a commercial contractor.
Mom, I'm Jamaican.
Um, I mean... to grout the tub?
What is that?
Hey, mom.
we'd have positive cash flow from day one.
My people are from Colorado.
"Good job, boys"? What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Shoes in the house from now on!
It's just so much cooler than China.
They're like suction cups in those boots.
We've been too awesome for too long.
That just means I gotta step up my game.
I'll hook you up with Topanga's phone number.
There's low overhead, lots of foot traffic,
Uh, the amenities are great,
Simmer down, Walter. We're on island time.
I bet they have white valets.
You got an "f"?