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Hey.
Well, if there are no students in them...
- You're making me hate Christmas! - # Right this very minute #
Is there anything else that you want? Like anything?
It's Santa. I don't know if I can tell you.
Well, if you actually read it, you'd know what it's about.
I'm kidding.
- # This evening has been # - # Been hoping that you'd drop in #
Santa brought it.
No, he's just a friend.
# When Christmas Day is here #
Oh, honey, just what I wanted. Jumper cables.
# But the very next day you gave it away #
We are not gonna let you steal Christmas.
We have to put everything that's happened behind us...
- # Last Christmas I gave you my heart # - # Oh, oh #
# Welcome Christmas Come this way #
and seeing that Santa had come?
Enough yapping. Let's do this.
But Christmas is all about being grateful for the things that did.
I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.
# But maybe just half a drink more #
What are you asking Santa for?
You're a regular Agatha Christie, except even more sexless.
Ah, a personal favorite. Too bad they'd never let us sing it together.
Can you believe it? Six different people got Sue a Shake Weight.
Happy Christmas.
- I'm sorry? - Artie...
And because you misrepresented yourself...
# I'm Christmasing with you #
I would like Puckerman to love me. He's a fox.
You know, there was a girl, a little younger than you...
On- On dry runs, Santy uses the Isuzu.
- Do you think she's prettier than me? - Don't answer that.
Then she learned this secret about him and Santana, which made her super mad.
Considering I'm usually the cause of them, I'd say I'm an expert.
stop friend-requesting me on Facebook.
# Welcome, welcome Dahoo damus #
# A scooter for Jimmy #
See, people, I hate Christmas, but I love presents.
# Beautiful Please don't hurry #
I thought you hated the holidays.
- This is kind of a pattern. - She's gonna find out sooner or later.